SESH AR SHURU, BOCHHOR AR GOLPO

[ NOTICE : Bonkur Blog'e post'er kromohaasomanota niye jara kromagoto fon'e, sms'e, ba mukhomukhi hoye proshno tulechhen tader janai, byaparta niye swoyong Bonkuo besh chintito. Tobe vobishyot niye chinta korata jehetu ogyanotar lokkhon, ebong sorbopori e bishoyti'te jNaar gyan'er poridhi sompurno sei Vaagyojononi (ba bohu hollywoody production'e jini "Oracle") jokhon nijer gyanvandaare dakhal-andaazi pasand koren na, tokhon chinta kore osthaan-kusthaan marano nehaat'e dhrishtota bole bodh hoy. Otoeb, somoy ar opekkhar combination'i shreyo ba shreya ghoshal (naaribaadi'der soujonye). Vaabgotik dekhe mone hocchhe 2009 saale etaai last post. January'r expected somosto baal apatoto chaale tola roilo...khub beshi akkhep hole boli, "Didivaai, 9'e ja achhe taa'i age hojom kore uthun...taar pore nahoy desh ar 10'er kotha vaabben...kemon?" --- Bonkubabu. (right now, saanghaatik raagi lok!)

P.S : "Near Year" byapartake prokaashye issue korte agroho dekhachchhi na karon oita bonkur baaxe already besh borosoro ekkhan issue hoye pore achhe...baairer lokke khamoka vetorer kotha bolte jabo keno?? ]

Hothaat ekdin konorokom kono gourchondrika chharai golpo aromvo holo:

Vogobaan shudhaalen session'er seshe,

"Kon shala geli fer sesh haasi hese?

Haasi hese geli jara kachhe aay mor.

Baaki jara haaslo na tara JOCHCHOR!

Kaachhe asa shishyora chupichupi shon,

Janajani hole hote paare aloron!

Fisfis kore debo montrona kaane

Saabdhane, jeno kaakpokkhi na jaane!

Aro kaachhe, ay bachha, shune rakh tobe,

Bohukrosh poth hNete toke jete hobe

Ochena prodeshe ek, se prodeshe tor

Kaaj hobe khNuje neoya chhotto shohor,

Je shohore roj raate mohamaari laage.

Se shohore plot kine niye aagevaage

Chot kore vit kete gore tule griho

(Nameplate dis, loke korbe someeho)

Taarpore shwaas nibi, thitu hoye bose.

Rest neoya sesh hole Shohorta choshe

Berabar chhokkhaani koshe nibi Sona.

Ei thaak apatoto, ar bolbo na."

Gurubaani shune niye ekkhani chhele

Vaablo, Guruti mor boro golmele!

Half kotha fNaas kore half raakhe pete...

Ki hobe o kotha shune shudhushudhu khete?

Gyan ar alo niye fire jaai baari.

Pathshala bondho, gota paattaari!

Dwitiyoti vaabe, age ekjon jaak;

Jole vije nyata hok, rode pure khaak.

Kivabe se kore sob, nebo age shikhe

jabotiyo khNutinaati rekhe debo likhe.

Seshemesh follo ki, koyla? na sona?

Dekhe niye vaba jabe, jabo ki jabo na.

Tritiyo je jon, se to swavabikvaabe

Tradition mene sera role'khaani paabe

(Ei dyakho! thNot kete bola jei holo...

Khete khete laptop'e coffee pore gyalo!

Sutoraang bole feli jhaamela eriye...)

Tritiyoti dwidha chhere porlo beriye.

Ei thaak...baakita 2010'e...majhe majhe naambe, kaajei majhe majhe thaambeo...asha rakhbo goppo sesh korar...tobe bole rakhi, gopper

3'te station ektu important...Vaagyer Maa kothay kokhon jure deben kono clue den ni...so, ektu kheyaal raakhle valo:

STATION I :

Nyangtaao voy paay baatpaari preme...

Chaan kore fyale tara sheetkaale gheme

STATION II :

Jara jeno saradin trauma niye vaabe,

Tara hoy jaale noy jole pore jaabe.

STATION III :

Debotara roj raate ekhanei shuto

Otoeb khule feli jama-pant-juto.

Next year'e dyakha hobe...Bbye!

JOLER POKA III

(Goto sonkhyar por...)


BONDHU:


Bujhe geli Sokha, debaloye chhili? Anondo elo dwaare.
Dekhe nili Sokha, maar ke merechhe? Keliye de tobe taare.


Othoba,


Shorik hoye ja. Jibone Gaandhi. Ohingsa rekhe mone
Dogdoge khoto na khNuchiye oto chole ja boner kone.


Raamkyalaanir shorik,
Hao udaar o aantorik ---


Dyakho,
wild wild nature dekhe voy to hobe botei.
Tobu,
organized order mele jotpaka sob jot'ei!
Taai,
rodon jokhon oronye aj, muchhte chokher jol,
Tumi
order khNuje guchhiye niyo chaos-kolahol.


Etai saangbidhaanik rule,
Jodi vul koro ekchul ---


Then,
Robimama diye hama gaaye ranga jama oi
Sheetol e hridoye tobo udibe na kokhonoi.


(MP, AP dour maarlo. Eka JP haat tullo.)


JP:


Kintu Sir,


Wild jokhon nature, tokhon security koi?
Yellow Pages achhe?? Naki khulte hobe boi?
Wild vubon? Naamti jokhon holoi Aranyak,
Lyang mere roj jachche keno hajar probonchok??




BONDHU:


Lyang kheyechhis? Besh to Bachha, Probonchoker dosh ki?
Premer love chaakhte geli, tuio doshi nos ki?
Altogether apos kore Alps'e koris low ski.
Gille chora crevasse, Sona, morte ar afsosh ki!




JP:


O, Achchha!


Ei tahole khomar issue? ei tahole chhuto?
Ei tahole nijer paaye onyo paayer juto?
Besh, tahole tokhon keno aNaatel class'er quota
Chiniye amay kiniyechhili gyan'er osovyota??


Chhaar Bidhata, dher hoyechhe! Tor proyojon sesh.
Ebar ami nijer moto maanbo upodesh.
Jokhon tokhon script'e kore kipte kichhu change
Bodle felis history'khanar periodical range
"BIBORTON"er hirik, naki "TEST", othoba "CHOICE"??
Deceptive o goppo! Chharo, baarlo prochur boyes.


Kaayda mere mogojvNaaje faayda lotar tontro...
Thik bujhechhi, esob pleasure paaoyaar shorojontro!
Anbo naki Paandulipi, dekhbi mohaakaabye
Ki likhechhis age? Dekhe hypocrite'eo vaabbe!




(Keu ekjon Paandulipi khNuje niye elo. Paandulipi khola holo. Paandulipi pora holo.)




.:: ALTERNATIVE PAANDULIPI ::.




JP:


WILD, WILD, WILD!
Ami
bibortoner child!
Amar
sohishnutaar baar berechhe
Atke rakha ghore
Je ghor
amar twoke dabar chhoke
Prolaap boke jwore
Ebong
Shwapod ele jibontaake
Tuchchho mone kore.


Shwapod baahini apod enechhe, shiyore shomon, bNachao!
BNaachiye nebe na? bolo na Bidhata? Keno michhemichhi naachaao?
Jole jodi chole aatsho toroni, ami basa bNaadhi tire
Tate asha rakhi maapamaapi kore chaapachaapi hoye vire
ChhNobo na jokhon, chhNobe na tokhon, ei somjhota kore
Anushthaanik ovimaan mekhe ami nebo jama pore.




BIBEK:


(Amon abeshe boloshaali ghughu hoye aro boliyaan
Nobo udyome hNaak paare, "Jabo bajarete, tholi aan.
Tholite voribo hajaro bostu, rokomaari tara naame
Beshi daame kine vaab niye hobo shoheed sosommaane.
Na parar dol, na khNuje shekol kNede jaabe ghure ghure,
'E britha dhoroni, aNadhar e soroni, pNaake vora o paathure'.")




JP (BIBEK'er kotha shune fele) :


Tobuo shuddho, tobuo mohot, tobu prolific state'e
Jara khNuje fere poroshpaathor udoy o osto khete,
Jara doom kore maatir opore aNachor katar chhole
Pishe pishe day trinojoubon paayer peshir bole,
Tader Jononi, bor dio tumi, kore tolo borbor.
Amio tahole sei shibirei khNuje nite paari ghor.
Cholo maa go aj, taaderi chorone subscription nebo;
Prothome kichhuta advance, then installment debo.


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CONCLUSION, othoba EPILOGUE:


E dyakhao tobu dyakhar'e ongo, atke pore britte
Vool bujhe roj jhool jhere nebo vuler proyoshchitte! :D




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THE END.


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JOLER POKA II

Tarpor, Joler Pokar abar arekkhana mood elo...Joler poka parody gaailo:

Tumi joto maar merechho se maar sohoje giyaachhe mite
Ami jotobaar merechhi nijeke pore gyachhe kaalshite
Bondhu, pore gyachhe kaalshite.

E byatha amar komaao Bondhu, Komaao...
Maarer daamete hridoye amar valobasa tumi jomaao
Bondhu, valobasa tumi jomaao.

Bondhuti songe songe dukkho pelo ar bollo:

Maar kheye Bachha legechhe? aha re, Keno bolo maari AMI??
Tomaar o tuchchho ethics jogote AMI keno bolo naami??
Shekol bNadha e leelakhela khele amio diner seshe
Nijer'e telete vaja hoi nije, nijer'e jaalete fNese
Vaagyo amon'e vaabonadaayok vobishyoter vobi
Vebe nio Bachha nijekeo taar'e haate aNka chhoto chhobi
Bedona bechiya kinibaar tore valobasa nebe boka?
Ebare kaahini alada rekhechhi, bujihle? Joler poka?
Adhamora maar duti baar kheye matha jodi mrito hoy
Tritiyo baarete shikhe nio Bachha "theke shekha" jaare koy
Bujhe nio Bachha, shekole bNadhara shekole dohaai dile
Tumio bolibe, "Mor buketeo shekol'e to diyaachhile!".
Otoeb bachha, tomar jonyo raakhini sohishnuta
Gyan to diyaachi, neutralism'o, tobu tana chaai suta
Tobei jomibe goppoti tobo, tobei kaatibe kaal
Tobei maakhibe murite tomar moshla meshaano jhaal
Eso tobe Bachha, chhariya tomar gyaanjaato gyaani khoma
Tumi-ami rochi tobo jiboner baadbaaki dNaari, koma.

(Exeunt.)

End of Act I, Scene I.

ACT II, Scene I.
(Flourish. Enter Maatir Poka & Akasher Poka.)

MP:

Maatir Poka maati khaai
Kheye bosot baati jaai
Shoyaar shitol paati paai
Vejaal jibon khNaati, Vaai!

Laal ba sobuj party chai
Jaar paa pelaam chaati taai
Vikkhe korar baati naai
Bipod bujhe kaati, bye!

AP:

Tor dole ne amay vaai.
Amio nahoy chaatbo paai.
Akash dile stable thNaai
Bodle jeto jibontaai.
Bol ebare kothay jaai?
Tor ghore aj elaam taai.

MP:

Tumi Raakkhos, tumi Khokkos, tumi osontosher kaaron!
Tumi vekdhaari praani, akashete oro, keu kore na to baaron.
Tumi tomar kheyaale podochaari, koro Mongole podochaaron
Ami mrittikabot, somajere kori swechhate oposaaron.

Bondhu (Hothaat, opor theke):

(Swogoto)

Amon'e tuchho keet!

Ami
protibaar vaabi
Kon ghore chaabi
Rekhe gyachhe culprit!

Tobu
Uttor naai
Harami sobaai
Bibeke koriya shit!

(Aloud)

Ohe tuchho keeter dol!

Ami
sokhyo patano
treaty aaniyaachi,
Sign koribi? bol?

Jodi
ekkhone kore
Chhere dis more,
Khela jaabe football.

(MP, AP ghaar naartei Bondhuti ekpaak neche uthe gaan dhorlen...)

Bujhe geli Sokha, debaloye chhili? Anondo elo dwaare.
Dekhe nili Sokha, maar ke merechhe? Keliye de tobe taare.

(Agami sonkhaay somaapyo.)

ONTORMONTRO

Aa ha ha, hey victim

Crooshe hoye biddho

Shuru koro songeet,

Hobo somriddho.

Kaabyer Maa go, please lekho, ami boli.

Trivubone ami jeno poka hoye choli.

Jole vasa deho niye jole hNete jaai.

Songsaare jol dhele sukh jeno paai.

Ahamori ichchhe na, ichchhera mrito

Mrito se dehora hok jive omrito

Saabeki je golper saadharon sesh

Rongchonge songlaape sukhe thaak besh

Golmele hiseber khata jaak chhNire

Ami jeno kobi thaaki eka noditire

Laal laal joubone koylaar kaalo

Nive thaak sorboda, jaaliyo na alo

Boishaakh pure khaak, bosontodine

Ami jeno nite paari sNeko bish kine.

Bishpaan seshe jeno fer bNeche thaaki

bNechhe fer dekhi ami kotota ekaaki

Proshno na kore jeno uttor khNuji

Otoeb vulpothe choli sojasuji.

Zindagi-conscious platform'e train

Chhere diye railtrack'e pishe dik brain

Ovishaape chhoylaap murkho dharona

Bole jaak, dhyat, tumi kissu paaro na

Voy jeno paai soda mrityu'ke ami

Othocho na vebe bosi jibon'ke daami

Moronsheelota jeno jibone na thaake

Ami jeno chirokaal thaaki torpaate

Kaabyer Maa! E ki! theme gele kyano?

Haate ota ki? Tuli mone holo jyano!

Kaabyer Maa re! Kobe sabalika hobi??

Khata fele aNaakchhis shorirer chhobi?

Chhobite shorir,

ar shorire chhobi amar,

Oh! Lucid baanglaay bolo.

Swopnote prochuuur

alo ar jhaarbaati jolar dhoom.

joriye dhore ghumobo, cholo.

Amon bidyuter jor,

jaate TAABOR TAABOR shikaari

jomiye gaalgolpo kore jaay.

Ghor hok airtight

Tobu fatai dynamite

ami fatabo, fataboi, bolo kothay!

Asbe ekta shark,

chaatbe sharp sharp oi jihoba tomar,

pNaurooti-mod rekhe daao.

Ar maakho tatka khoon,

amar stock achhe prochuur.

Diye debo Sona reasonably joto pint chaao.

PINT PINT ROKTO!

Noi briddho ba oshokto!

Ami ajo daan'er vokto, kori daan.

tring Am -- tring C#m -- tring Esus4

Tumi voy peyo na JHINTI.

Ami debo colour print'e.

Amar active achhe ATTA ar SOMMAAN.

tring Am -- tring C#m -- tring Esus4

Atta, tumi fool, tumi foto na cancer'er vore.

Khobor asuk dehote cancer.

Tomar somman, tumi raakhbe kothay bolo?

Ke hobe sommaner freelancer??

Taar cheye chol vaai, toke bike'e bosaai

Ar, ghuriye ani Bordhomaan.

Tarpor long tour, ghurbo saat'ta somuddur

Soikote khNujbo premer taan.

Soikot chai na,

moruvumi eso.

Pashapashi bose theke

roj valobeso.

Harbakht hardam

khide khide bodh

Mutho mutho baali tule

tule nebo shodh

Attara khushi hoy

Sharirik preme

Eta ami addine

Gechhi thik jene.

Are, vumika chharo Mohajon...

Montro porte paro?? Montro??

SO...KOLI...FU...RAALO...SWO...PONOPRAAY...

KO...THA SE LU...KALO?

KO...THA...

SE...

HAAY??

ECO KOTHA

Oops! Sorry!

Kobe jeno SEA chhile,
ISLAND ami?
Doom kore hoye gele
SHIP, komdaami!
ISLAND tobu vaalo,
Paaye paay maati.

Osthaayi SHIP chole

Nongorere aNaati.

Doba ISLAND'tir

Dukkher tore

SHIP ki dubibe, taha

SEA'e thik kore!

Neshakhor bollen...(Oops! Sorry again)...The addicted said,

I hope my hopes are turning grey
Yet hopes unknown...they long to pray!
I watch my lamps, they burn inside
And poke my sense of churning pride.

I creep my path but wish to run
and hope, my steps are joke to none.
I help my earth to grow more crops
But a crew of insects stops and pops!

Je grohe Science aachhe, se grohe biased haoyar proyojon nei -- ei sorol sotyotai vaalo thaka vaalomaanushder chokh eriye jaay...

Saagor tomar H2 O2
Chiniye deoyay chorom potu
Rajar golaam Rajar beshe

Vikkhe kore roj.

Moronkaale tahar shorir
Naam jodi nay fer Shri Horir
Jenei jaabe diner seshe
Boitoronir khNoj.

Tomar amar tofaat koto?
Selai kora chaamra joto
Arop kore khotor daage
oshontosher raag.

Status hole "Somaajsebi"...
Hotei pare, hoyto, may be...
Sebay bosaao sobar aage
Bibekbodher vaag.

Eikhanetei Bonkubabur maatrachhara raag! :X

Toilobaahi jahajer tanker fete gelo...somudre tel chhoriye porlo...ecosystem biponno holo...
Erokom ecosystem hajarta achhe...erokom somudro onek achhe...erokom osohaay jahaaj'o prochuuuur...

Otoeb rational somprodaay saabdhani hoayar poramorsho den, ebong bolen:

Jaahaaj, tumi somudroke
Tel maarte jeo na.
Vasar kaaj, vese cholo
--Er cheye beshi cheyo na.

SEVENTH RIPU

Aj Provu'ke chharbo na! Maane chhara jabe na. Ultimately deben ki deben na seta porer kotha, but bolte to hobei. Joto osubidhaai thaak (amake ontoto :P). Ki sei RIPU ja amader porichhito 6 vaai'er cheye alada? ki sei PROBRITTI jaar taronaay TINI chaalito hon?? Sob jhere
kaashte hobe...kono dhNadhar aNadhar cholbe na...Dewaali'r morshume hNeyaali'r no entry!

Followers, eso nibedon kori...

Sotti! Tumi boddo beshi bipojjonok, Guru.
Sothik sothik somoy bujhe
Ushnaayoner hirik khNuje
sNyatsNyate mor angulgulo pongu kore rakho.
Vaabta koro amon jeno pirit makhomakho!
Ontore daao deeper alo,
Ondhokaarei aNadhar jwaalo,
Sobai tobu baaschhe vaalo
Chormo kore puru.
Tomar bodhe amar bodhe loraai lorar shuru.
Sotti! Tumi boddo beshi biroktikor, Guru.

Sotti! Jodi lov laage Sir sign kore din.
Hajar issue'r hisaab seshe etai somichin
Baali jotoi khNure jaaben
Baalir tolaay baali'e paaben
Sob khaabaar'e peter vetor ekgheye cuisine
Swadkoroker dohaai debo??
Sign korei credit nebo?
Kon vorosaay vorsa peye Hey Moharaaj, bolen.
Extra kichhu favour cheye hoibo aro fallen?
9din dhore fall koriyeo 9maas amar dharonaay
Size kore bosiye dile, kon riputir taaronaay??

Daao na Baba, daao na more, dhorchhi dyakho baayna!
Amon ripu amay dile kichchhu ase-jaay na.

Onek naatok holo Bokachoda, ebar bol maal'ta thik kyamon?? What the hell your probritti exactly is like?? Installer achhe?? Thaakle setao baar kor.

Ar tor'o baap bole jodi kichhu theke thake to se byatar whereabouts bol...joldi!

SADHARON NATOK

Ami tomar chokher kaalo chaai
taai kini dhupkaathi, deshlaai
Ami amar moher taaronaay
Pujibo tomaay...

-- Really?

-- Han go!

Duipaare dui tire
Ek'i nodi bohe dhire
Tobuo du paar kNaade
Duipaare dui tire...

Tomar o amar majhe
Temoni premer nodi
Kulukulu kulukulu
Boye jaay nirobodhi...

Chhaglaami koro na Sona, dube moro na!

-- Jol jotheshto thanda. So, ei dream'ta excessive!

-- Okk, then eta...

eNekechhi je ghor mone mone
Temoni tumi aNako ki?
Thelechhi je ghor uchchhonne
Se ghore Goruo daake naki??

valobasa jaar'e naam diyechhi
Taake ami se naamei daaki.

Jokhon jemon, tokhon temon ar ki! Ki bujhle??

-- eta...ummmm...is good, but I'ld like to be much more particular!

-- Okk, then...er... here you go...

"Sokhi "valobasa" kaare koy?
valobasa maane shudhu opochoy
valobasa maane protaarito kichhu khotobikkhoto hridoy.

Tobu "asha" ek odvut obboy
Ei asha'tuku amader sonchoy
Ajo asha achhe bole here gyachhe joto here jaoyaar voy"...

-- Wait wait...eta to puro copy hoye jachhe!

-- Motei na, listen to the end...

Sob okaron binoyer noychhoy
Ure jaoya haare praanheen protyoy
Kola kheye khosa fele diye, pichhliye, kete gyachhe songshoy!

kemon?

-- Onobodyo! Ebar ami 1ta gaaibo.

-- Ki gaaibe?

-- Gaan. Vodro 1ta gaan.

-- Besh.

-- Shono,

Klaanti amar khoma koro Provu,
pothe jodi pichhiye newspaper pori kovu.
Ei je hiya thorothoro
kNaape aji Amontoro
Ei bedona khoma koro, khoma koro, khoma koro Provu.
Ei deenota khoma koro Provu,
Pichhonpaane takai jodi kovu.

-- Wonderful!

HOYTO!

Dite paartoom, Dilaam na tobu
Khomo he momo deenota, Provu.

Vaab jini daan koren, shlogaan'o tini'e lekhaan. Totsotteo likhiye neoyaar por Provur ete apotti keno holo thik bujhloom na. Borabbor'e e heno do-undo marka purpose niye jogi-vikhari Provu universe-universe khele cholechhen. Tate apotti thakleo, toliye dekhle apotti thakar kotha noy. Kintu, maaniye neoyaar moto management-shil gyanpaapi hon ar kojon'e ba?? Ogotya ratio'ti thik maintained hoyei chole...Consequently, Mesozoic'er por Jurassic, then Cretaceous, then Sotyo, then Treta, then Dwapor, then bingsho shotaabdi, ekobingsho shotaabdi egulo eker por ek esei pore.

Tawba tera jalwa! Tawba tera timeline!
Tawba tera triple 6, tawba tera holy 9!

Tobe, jaabotiyo hisebiyaanar prakkale jodi sei butterfly effect'er totto protipode arop kora jaay, taholei kelo! dui paa hNaatte giye moshaai 8 paa pichhiye ese fer 11 paa hNete sei ghaatti puron korte hoibo! (Shunle dukkhu paaben, taai bolloom na...but sesher dike definitely bolbo...hold on!) Somosyata vebe dekhun ekbaar! Torker khaatire dhore nilaam, Bonkuo apnaar motoi vaalo manush (Aha! Sref torker khaatire moshaai!) To, oi 8 pa calculate korar goppoti thakle ei valo manush Bonku "HOYTO" ki shonaate paarten jaanen?? Kono idea achhe e byapare?? "HOYTO" (khub shunchhe to ekhon) likhei bosto:

"Tumi ja dite paro nebo na ta
E amar vote noshter swaadhinota"

Aro bolto "HOYTO",

"Rekhe de eNeto rooti, dheke de buk
Ami kaamraabo na, je jototaai kNaaduk
Muktipon na peye hole rege agun
Noy somoyer opochoy, dharo ostro, Karo khun"

Ar ekhdom seshe "HOYTO" geye uthto:

"Kichhui jaay ase na, kaaron ami Fokir
Kono attiyota nei, achhe noditeer...amar."

Ki mone hochhe? Ja ta byapar-syapar noy ki??
Amontaai "HOYTO" hoto Dude,...Holei ba, voy ki?

Jodi mon diye amar kotha pore thaken to bujhben GYANPAAPI maanushder kintu ami ritimoto proshongsaai korechhi. Edike amra jerokom praani tate to moshaai amader unit guloy ekkebaarei saamonjosyo nei. Ogotya categorize to kortei hoy. Ek gyanpaapi aj jemon Bonkuke dhore bojhaate chaailen je, Bonku "HOYTO" GYAN-A somporke obogoto non...ebong je GYAN-A somporke uni, orthaat oi gyanpaapi oti obossoi obogoto. Eikhanei moja'ti ghotlo!!

"Rotone roton chene...Antilope chene pNipre"--- jaanen to? Mojata holo ei je, Bonku nijeo ekjon essentially GYANPAAPI. Bonku amar-apnaar moto valo maanush hole kintu mojata hoto na. Ekhon holo ki, Bonku nijeo jehetu GYANPAAPI, taai oi Praanitike ar Bonku'ke 1'e rokom combination'er duikhaan unit, ba Roton, ba borojor upadaaner utkrishtota-nikrishtotar taartomyo onujaayi antilpoe ar pNipre bole dhora jete paare...thik to? To, ei byabosthay prochondo anti-climacticvabe goppo sesh holo. Gyanpaapi "HOYTO" bole Bonku-modhye GYAN-A'r ostitto somporke proshno tultei Bonku palta 1ti "HOYTO" diye nijer GYANvaandaar'ke osompurno bole byakto kore dilen! Orthat, erokom 1ta ethical jukti kaaj korlo je, Tuntuni'ke keno khamoka rajar ghore je dhon achhe se dhoner kotha jigges kore harass kora?? GYANPAAPI'r GYAN minus hole to PAAPI'e pore thake! BONKU to PAAPI'e! (Dekhben moshaai, agevaagei bole niyechhi Bonku valomaanush sref 'torker khaatire'.)

Ebar sei fisfisiye bolaar moto kotha...(Bonkur ei 1ta kintu valo dik, promise vaange na)...shunun,

Tokhon mattor 8 paa gonon korar kotha bolechhiloom to?...oita asole hoyto "unlimited paa" hobe!!

Ekhaneo sei "HOYTO"! :P :P

ANGULER GOLPO

I have fingers,
I have nails.
I have fictions
Forming tales.

Nails are shiney,
Fingers sleek.
Hark! They plan to
Go public!

There's no Master,
There's no Jack.
Pen-page-specs are
All they lack.

Shift my fortune,
Gift him pain.
Lift my souls that
Drift in vain.

Have my WORDS, or
Have my SWORD.
Place your "S" and
Take it on board.

If your option,
by chance, fails,
Mark my fingers
Forming tales.

Majhkhaane din'dui hothaat haaoya hoye jaoya prosonge jodi kono speculation shuni, to obossoi obossoi nijer gaafiloti dhakar taagide ta swaagoto janabo o vaalotomoti bechhe niye take byabohaar korbo. After all, sedin shunloom maanush naaki procholito dhaaronar onek agei hNaatte shikhechhilo.....otoeb buddhimottar ogrosorotaar je extra daay er saathe saathei bonus-rupe bortaay taar dorun arektu extra buddhimaan hote hobe boi ki! Sutoraang, 'modda kotha' othoba 'conclusion' holo : agevaage na janaiya, hothaat dub maariya, achombite oniyomoti hoiya Bonkubabu bujhaaiya dilen je, ekhon hoite tini apon odhikaarbole amon oniyomito hoiyaai thaakiben.

REGULAAR BLOGBAAZI BONDHO HOUK!

PARADISE'E ESO NA SONA!

Tomar toroni Sona tumi'e chaalao...
Ami hoi just uttejito.
Tomar baarite Sona tomari bindhyobaas...
Ami hoi just kNatagaach.
Tomaar flagstick'e Sona tumi'e potaka...
Ami hoi just deshoprem.
Tomar mondire Sona tumi'e pujaari...
Ami hoi just baasi ful.
Tomar travel'e Sona tumi'e travellar...
Ami hoi just girikhaat.
Tomaar week'e Sona tumi'e weekend...
Ami hoi just som-budh.
Tomar patale Sona tumi'e norok...
Ami hoi just Paradise!

Sona, e Paradise'e vul koreo eso na. Gabriel, Uriel era tomar thyang venge baari paathiye debe kintu! :D

PROVU

"Khelichho e bishwo loye biraato shishu
Anomone khelichho
Proloyo-srishti tobo putulokhela
Nirojone Provu, Nirojone..."

Tomaar daabi ki Provu? Tumi ekai sobcheye sot?? Tomaar khelar khaamkheyaalipona jotoi disordered hok na kyano, seta ki sorbodaai proshongshoniyo ar voktigitirupe gaaoner jogyo bole porigonito hobe??

Ei jodi swoyong tomaar ba tomaar'o upowalar lekha songbidhaan hoy, tobe ekkhone akkhuni taar proshongsa korloom. Adam-Eve-Lucipher jemon banale Provu, maalik-Daas-BONKUder'o to temon baniye felechho, naki!

To tomar sei BONKUBABU baarbaar amake kivabe boklen ar ki shonaalen shono:

"Hey
Now we're in the middle of the game
Don't know really whom to blame
Don't know if this life was a shame
Or a waste of sheer pride
Do you wish for money or fame
(You) hiding behind a pseudo name
Deny or text me a claim
Of the charges for suicide

Abar fNaade paa amar otol khaader kinaare
Abar byartho rongbodol bishonno shoheed minaare
Abar chNaade paa amar otol chhader kinaare
Morsoom chaay dolbodol bishonnota rock guitar'e

Hey
You an enemy or a friend
For heaven's sake seize to pretend
There's a lot to redo and mend
But not that much left of life

Je prasade chhilo amontron
Ta mlaan hote hote dhongsaboshesh tobu
Vanga jhaarlonthoner tukro kNaache
Ajo khoto bikkhoto hoy

Ichchheporir
Jyanto shorir
Swopnotorir
Klaantoferi

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Tirjok ek angle'e tomra dekhechho amay jaani
Alo nivlei ontoraale sompaadito hoy shoytaani
Aj fer party boithok'e Alochonar bishoy -- "AMI"
Saamne bahoba pechhone chhi chhi burjoya chhotolokaami

Hey
Do you have it in you or you lack
Fucking master or just a Jack
What you hide behind your back
Just a shadow or a sly knife

Je sotota astiner taas
Okritoggo saaper moto chhobol merechhe buke
Vanga bishwaase bish nishwaase
Vaasi kono dwichaarinir velaay

Praakton aNadharer aabeshe praakton onuvober soroni
Praakton kono taalbahanaar reshe ajo ki dwidhagrosta dhoroni

Jokhon hNaati sei purono pothe
Jokhon aNachor sei lukono khote
Jokhon tumi protyashito dhonge
Rangao abar mukh bazaari dhong'e

KI JE HOY AMAR TA BOJHO NI
OHE ROMONBILAASI ROMONI"

Ki bujhle Provu??

Kon mukhe bolo provu tumi eka sot?
Toma hote BONKU'ra prokaare brihot.
Mogoj pocket'e pure era boliyaan
Purotaai khNaati ar sototaar daan
Jara gyalo aNaachriye maaliker buk
BONKU to chaaibei tahara kNaaduk.
BONKU je maaliker faithful daas
Maaliker dehetei khaoya-ghum-baas
Maaliker ghore jodi Bivishon dhoke
BONKUra blog likhe joro kore loke
Eder aram Provu, provur aram'e
Nimok kheyeo era hoy na harami
E heno sotota Provu, MANUFACTURED!
Laakhe ek paabe jodi ghosho Scratch Card...

Sotti Provu, Watch!...here is the catch:
Tumi ar jaai hao, kokhonoi nije MANUFACTURER hoye nijei nijer MANUFACTURED product hote paarbe na!...Konodino na! Kokkhono na! Yeppi! :D

THE HAWK & THE SQUIRREL

Hawk said,"Squirrel,
Be my food.
Save my temper,
Don't be rude.

Watch my movements,
Art of stunt.
Simple tactics,
Though not blunt.

Help His Highness,
Help Him grow.
Help Him keep His
Cosmic vow."

Within a while, there happens a kind of metamorphosis.....or, perhaps, a transaction --- the emotional one....and the history alternates itself....and then,

Hawk said,"Squirrel
Leave my sight!
I am not to
Install fright.

Though my hungry
Instincts cry,
I have baid my
Hungers bye.

Kiss thy fortune,
Ask Her then
Is She the one
Who is to reign?

(BONKUR BLOG'er ekmaas purtir furtite come on FOLLOWERS, Vaagyojononi'ke pronaam kori...Ar jaai koro Maa go, Squirrel kore paathiyo na!)

MON... O TAAR PROTYABORTON.

I can't believe my fall.
The wasted love and all...

Andes porbote surjodebotaar upasokra je mondirkendrik shohor baaniyechhilo, taar protiti paathore naki "rohosyo" bole ekta jinis makhano achhe. "Rohosyo" byapartar prokriti kintu earth-air-fire-water marka noy. Eta puropuri manosik jinish. Oisob paathor'ke ghire amon sob itihaas achhe jegulo somoyer provaabe ar songrokkhoner ovaabe muchhe jaoyay idaaning ojana ebong bortomaan projonmogulor ekaangsher onusondhitsaar kolyaane hypothetically
chomokprodo hisebe swikrito! Evabe dekhte gele bojha jabe, "Rohosyo" oteebo mojadaar jinis!

"Puraan" jinis'ta narachara korar somoyeo ek'e level'er moja paoya jaay.

Ebar proshnota holo, QUEST dhuye jol ki sob khetrei khaoya chole?? Naki esob khetreo bichokkhonota jinishtaar prochondo proyojon achhe?? Bonkubabu aj ek rastaar paagol'ke paakrao kore taake guchchher cigarette ghush diye praay 3hrs dhore taar songe lagataar bokbok kore eta bujhlen je, je kono maanusher jibongolper ontoto 2to mandatory part thakei, jotha --

1. Vule jaaoya ongsho ar
2. Gule khaoya ongsho.

Erpor, orthaat classification sesh hole, Paagol bollo je, vule jaoya ongsho'guloke niye quest besh valo byapar bote, but taate "bilaasita" byaparta na elei mongol. Orthat fashion'e pore quest hole somoy ar maturity --- ei 2to jinis eke oporer shotru bone jaay. Dwitiyo ongshotaay Paagolke thamiye Bonkui sesh korlen...bollen je, gule khaoya ongshe chini orthaat obsession boddo beshi haoyar dorun cha teto laage. Ei khetre jhulir vetor either somoy thaktei beraal jhulir ondore pora dorkaar, or somoy paar hoye gele beraalke achchhase petano dorkaar. Paagol to shune laafiye uthlo. Seshmesh taake daba khela shikhiye, 2-3 haat khele tobe Bonkubabu rehaai pelen.
Sondhebelaay report paoya gyalo se paagol naki tokhon theke bikel porjonto ekmone daba practise korar por pothghaater lokjon'ke challenge chhNure chhNure Dholdighi chottor ritimoto sorgorom kore tulechhe!

Naah! Kaal'e taake 1khan magnetic chess gift korte hobe. Shunloom gota tinek bore ar ekkhan black queen Ratul Da'r Cafe'r saamne goragori khaachchhilo. Maanushe ese seguloke already pishe diyeo gyachhe!

Otoeb bujhle dude, tomar-amar khuli-pNajor-ghilu-hridoy-ontro-tontro-jononjontro sob miliye joto ghughu baas kore sobaar kintu vaai nijer nijer ghor achhe, ebong sondhe hole tara protyekei nijo nijo ghore gomon kore. Somosyata holo, amra onekei ei sondheta thik kokhon hoy jaani na, othoba arektu oporer dike gele, sondheta nijeder ichchamoto namate paari na. Taai, at the end of the day gaaoya jete paare:

Mon giyechhe moner ghor
Prem'er gaale maarte chor!

Sob protyaborton'e ki ar picturesque hoy Friend?


AJKER GAAN:

IN LOVING MEMORY -- ALTER BRIDGE

Thanks for all you've done
I've missed you for so long
I can't believe you're gone
You still live in me
I feel you in the wind
You guide me constantly

I've never knew what it was to be alone, no
Cause you were always there for me
You were always waiting
And now I come home and I miss your face so
Smiling down on me
I close my eyes to see

And I know, you're a part of me
And it's your song that sets me free
I sing it while I feel I can't hold on
I sing tonight cause it comforts me

I carry the things that remind me of you
In loving memory of
The one that was so true
Your were as kind as you could be
And even though you're gone
You still mean the world to me

I've never knew what it was to be alone, no
Cause you were always there for me
You were always waiting
But now I come home and it's not the same, no
It feels empty and alone
I can't believe you're gone

And I know, you're a part of me
And it's your song that sets me free
I sing it while I feel I can't hold on
I sing tonight cause it comforts me

I'm glad he set you free from sorrow
I'll still love you more tomorrow
And you will be here with me still

And what you did you did with feeling
And You always found the meaning
And you always will
And you always will
And you always will

And I know, you're a part of me
And it's your song that sets me free
I sing it while I feel I can't hold on
I sing tonight cause it comforts me.

(N.B: Mr. Tremonti composed this song in loving memory of his dear mother. Amadero oti priyo ek Maa protibochhorer moto e bochhor'o kaal swosurbaari protyaborton korechhen, jothariti amader songe na niyei. Sutoraang asun, ei gaan'ta geye amra sei Maa'er uddeshye guchchher dhong prodorshon kori...)

BIJOYA DOSHOMI...IN LOVING MEMORY...

Dhaaker awaz'e low-mid-high khNojaar agei jodi kaalipotkar chain onoboroto double bass kilote shuru kore, ba Deo search kore kaachher maanushtir kaachhe jaoyaar agei jodi dhunor dhNoya ese nostril'er anach-kanach vore fyale, othoba mishti khaoyaar agei jodi protimaar thNote kNachagollar sondesh pNouchhe jaay, tahole jene rakho dude, bigoto tindiner loving memory'r puroshkaar paaoya'ta otiobossoi 1ta baadhyotamulok byapar bole porigonito hobe.

Dhunuchinaach to moshaai bishaal risk'er jinis. Edike sNidur khela'tao thik otota amader property noy. Otoeb, fyalo kori....thaak, baakita ar bolloom na....ami-apni sobaai jaani ki korte hobe!

Bisheshotoh, Nobomi Nishigulote oghoton jokhon ghotei thake! (Ki bolechhiloom?)

Kaal berolaam na bote, but ghotonara ki ar theme thaaklo??

All of a sudden, he phoned and said,
Throughout these years he was numb, but prayed
For a faith to clutch, for a glory to shine,
For a path to reach the Father Devine!

But Hark! How strange is a newborn freak!
It screams such hymn that makes us sick.
I picked up the phone (I had no choice...)
And I heard him say in a weaker voice,

"Thou art my Lord! Thou art my peace!
Please lift my head and paint thy kiss.
I roamed this world and found you there...
You play your game, both foul and fair!"

I shook my head and felt as snug
As a piece of shit on a stainless rug.
I twitched my brows in a cause unknown
And, all of a sudden, hung up my phone!

SHUVO BIJOYA FRIENDZ!

FER 'NOBO ME' NISHI?

Jeo na Nobomi Nishi
Please, bose thako
Helpless jiv diye
Doshomi'ke daako.

Duiye mile shola kore
Koro ei pon
Ekjon nodi hobe,
bNaadh arekjon.

kNaadh'e kNaadh fix kore
eso na sobaai
Utsobe bidaayer
sur aatkaai.

jaani, jodi diamond
nurider moto
Paoya jeto, daam taar
hoto ar koto?

Utsob seirup
Valueless hok
Chaaibe na konodin'e
Khola kaan-chokh.

Tobu keno chaaichhi e
Non-stop fest?
Baasinda bujhibe ta,
Bujhibe na guest.

Tumio bujhite paro
Pore dyakho jodi,
"Hrod" hote boli naai,
Boliyaachhi "Nodi"

Hrod-trod stagnant,
Nodi bohomaan.
"Flow"ta jodi thake tobe
Constant fun!

Jabotiyo gungulo
intact rekhe
Utsob jeno cons-
-tant hote shekhe

Eirup akash ar
Kusumer daabi
Kobi-kobi vaabe pore
kromaagoto vaabi

Vaabnaar vaabukota
Kobe hobe sesh?
Doshomi'ta hole paar
Bojha jaabe besh!

Nobomi nishi amar golpe khub norom ar sporshokaator ekta ongsho. Onek smriti achhe ei ongshotaay jegulo bismrito hote chai na, ar sei karonei notun oviggota'keo hoyto ontoto kichhu bochhorer jonyo sthaan paaoyaar sujogtukuo kore dite chaai na. Nobomi nishi maanei saanghaatik valo kichhu ghotbe -- taai boddo saabdhaane thaaki. Ebar ei voyei ar berolaam na, ghorei katachchhi, katabo. Tobu...bola jaay na...kokhon kon dik theke ki mongol ghote jaay Ishwor'e jaanen!....Hoyto raat baarlei beriye porteo paari....sei "Saanghatik Valo" Nobominishi'gulor moto!....thak, e niye beshi lekha uchit noy..."NOBO ME"...protibaar notun ami...naamtaai kemon mongolmoy-mongolmoy...dhyat! Kaatloom!

OSHTO ME?

Saangitik chitrolipi
Mishor hoite mississipi
baadyojontre probesh koriya
Ek'e sur shonaay.

Akash theke otyachaar?
Boitoroni hoile paar
Armaggedon muthoy voriya
Mon dhaan-chaal gonaay.

Oshtomi'ke pujor climax bole claim koren jara, ami bolbo.....tNader chhotobelata besh valo ketechhe.Pujor sensation grohon korar upojogi poribesh ar pristhiti peye asa shishur vobishyo-possition Raabindrik baangaalir hierarchy theke 1tu nicher dhaape. Orthaat eta saabek baangaliyanar status'e motamutivaabe otyaboshyok boishishto. Orthaat ekjon Robisaahityo-songosporshok baangaalir modhye apni pujor sensation-songkraanto nostalgia paaben'e...ei 100% gurantee'ta deoya gelo.

Ja ja bollam segulo jodi notun kotha hoy othoba uporokto gurantee'r offer dekhe keu jodi agrohee hoy, tahole jaanben -- 1. Ami besh uNuchumaaper Baangaali...ar 2. Vodrolok "Vodrolok" holeo nitaantoi gaandu.

Aj arektu porei Sondhipujo...11:40 bodhoy. Asha kora jaay MAASI, oi somoytukur jonyo apni-ami sobbai armageddon, Kolki obotaar, ba boitoroni ar gorur lyaj eisob byapar'gulo vule thaakbo. Nitaanto osubidhe hole 2-4'te potka fatabo. Tobe han, potka fatanor somoy obossoi MESOMOSHAAI'ke songe neben. Otherwise, foska porar somvabona achhe! SAABDHAAN!


CHONDIPAATH

Help! Help! Hey Osur!
Jaao dhoradhaam.
Jonogon jolibe,
Nebe mor naam.

Nijo naam kaane shune
Khushi hoye ami
Pathaaibo ekkhaani
obotaar, daami!

Obotaar doptore
Kaaj hobe dher
Kaarkhana bondho...
Chaalu hobe fer.

Ekkhani namalei
hebby populaar.
Firi'te arekkhani
Puraan abar!

Moreover, ekkhana
Pujo rock-role'e.
Ami khushi, tumi khushi,
Khushi sokkole.

SOPTOMIR VOY!

Amar mone achhe, chhotobelaay ami pujor 5din 5rokom poshaak-ashaak pora motei pochhondo kortaam na. Amar jukti chhilo, 'PUJO' jokhon 1tai utsob -- ta se 1din'e hok ar 5din'e hok -- tokhon taar poshaak hobe matro 1set'e. Bocchor bochhor ta notun hote apotti nei, kintu at one go ektaai! Orthaat pujor jamakaapor chhilo amar kaachhe uniform'er moto. Pujo jeno anondo korar dayitto diye deoya koyekta diner 1khan agreement! Vaabo! Ki hobe ei chheler! Mama-mami-kaku-kaakima sobbai sneho aNaachriye, momota kaamriye, ada-jol -marka pon niye bojhanor cheshta kore gelo saradin dhore...desher baarir pujoy attiyoswojoner annual gathering...otoeb vaai-bon-dada-didir praachurjo... amake prolubdho korar jonyo taader soptomi-oshtomi-nobomi-doshomir fashion-schedule eklohomaay chhoka hoye gelo amar naaker saamne...Tobu e banda ba baandor'ke bojhaay kaar saadhyi? Bodhon theke nobopotrika, sondhipujo theke sNidurkhela over!...Baatil haoya 'uniform'era pore roilo je ke sei wardrob'ei. Ar onyodike bachhai haoya sei durvaga one lokkhipujo porjonto kaachaar onumoti'e peto na! Ghaamer daag, baaruder kaali, potkaar foska, sNidurer holi somet seti kina pujoy koto anondo korechhi taar souvenir!...otoeb next occasion porjonto taar smriti mochha jaabe na. Maa hoyto arale vaabten, vaagyis lokkhipujo mattor tindin porei hoy!

Supreeti Ghosh alor benu na bajale pujor fite'i kaatto na amar. Saradin dhore rannaghore ghur ghur kore onar gola vengiye vengiye maa'er kaaner insect'ke dissect na korle ki ar sedinta Mohaloya?? Vorer alo boiled haoyar agei baba beriye jeten Tribeni ba Belur, torpon korte. Amaro hebby ichchhe hoto torpon korte jaoyaar....boroder kaaj je! Maa shune amon jiv kaatten, je amar kaalipujor kotha mone pore jeto...ar arekta utsober anonde torpon korar ichchher kotha bemaloom vule jetoom. Amon sundor sokaale raag hoto shudhu ektaai karone....DD 7'er Mohaloya'ta jodi ager bochhorer'taai repeat korto! Maairi bolchhi, chorom hotaash hotaam.

Mohaloya 2to chhilo...1ta DD 1'er hindi mohaloya, arekta jetar kotha eimatro bolloom. Ekbaar mone achhe mohaloyar dine ami hospital'e vorti...osukh'ta ki hoyechhilo thik mone nei, but sebaar Hema Malini'r mohaloya haoyaar kotha chhilo, eta dibyi mone achhe! Se ki afshosh amar! Se cabin chhilo silent zone'e...tobu daaktaar kakura amar jonyo radio'r byabostha korechhe mohaloya shonanor jonyo, tokhon abar ajker moto kaane gNoja pNuchke radio chhilo na -- sob gnaak gNaak kore bajate hoto...Tobu amar to shaanti paoya dushkor...chokher jole cabin vese jaay...adure bNaador'ke ke bojhabe?? Maa'er ek baandhobi oi ward'ei duty korten....seshe uni ese ek dhomok dilen...Er age maa'er dhomoke kaaj hoyni...kintu oi dhomok kheye chokher kol ekkebaare stop!...Sobaai vebechhilo voy peyei bNador thaamlo...Kintu kannata exactly keno thaamiyechhilaam seta 1ta secret...age kotthao boli ni....aj ei blog'e chupichupi bolchhi...

Seta holo, onar dhomok'ta 1ta osadharon "juktipurno" dhomok chhilo. Uni bolechhilen, jodi kanna na thamao tahole kintu tomake 1tar jaaygaay 2to salline chaaliye debo...karon kannar chote tomar oddhek lobonjol to beriyei jaachhe! Jotota na chhNuch fotanor voye taar cheye beshi emon logic-wala ekta voy dyakhanoy ami ja ta level'e "voy paoyar jotharthotay" kanna thaamiye diyechhiloom!

Saadhe ki ar keu JUJU'r voy dyakhale rege jetoom? Asole thik pochhondo hoto na...mone hoto, dhut! thikthak kono jukti na thakay ei voy'ta thik jomlo na...besh 1tu juktishil voy hobe, tobe na besh voy voy paabe! Sei theke voy paoyaanor lokjon khNujtoom...vaabtaam, dekhi ektu khNuje dekhi ke besh valo voy paoyaate paare?

Seidinta mone achhe erokom'e Soptomoir din. Durgapur'e jethur astanay gechhi sebaar pujo katate. Jethu Durgapur Steel Plant'er kormochaari. Baanglow'r onotidurei DSP collony. Ageo besh koyekbaar ghurte jaoyaar subaade tollater besh kichhu chhelepiler songe dibyi dosti chhilo. Taader mukhei shunlaam, oi collony'te naki ek vodrolok thaken jNaar kichhuta durnaam achhe chheledhora hisebe. Onaar kaache gele naaki besh "voy paaoya" jaay. Ami to shune laafiye uthlaam! Bolis ki! Taaile to ekkhuni jete hoy!...keu raaji noy jete! Sobbai emnitei "voy pachchhe". Ar tokhon sondhe hoye aschhe...sobaai baari firbe, keu amake chiniye niyeo jabe na. Pordin sokaale abar oshtomir onjoli dite maa-jethimaar songe berote hobe officer's quarter'er pujoy...se jaayga theke sobaar chokh'ke fNaaki diye paaliye ekhan porjonto asa ritimoto dushkor. Edike tor to ar soy na...joto taratari hoy totoi valo... amon lovoniyo voy paoyaar sujog haatchhara kora motei uchit noy! Otoeb thik holo, pordin vorbelatei OVP (Operation Voy Paoya) hobe. Ek syangaat raaji holo poth dyakhate...vor 5:30'e se jethur baanglow'r gate'er kaachhe dNarabe...ami beriye elei ovijaan aromvo hobe.

Erpor ja hoyechhilo ta temon bolaar moto kichhu noy. Ami ar amar syangaat vor poune 6tar somoy just vodroloker baari giye bell baajiye deke sotaan jigges korechhiloom, "Kaku, shunechhi apni ekhaankaar bikhyato chheledhora, apni amake besh valo kichhu voyer kotha bolte paarben?"

Pore jenechhiloom, oi vodrolok okhaankaar birodhi union'er neta...daangabaaz hisebei jaabotiyo ja popularity...Collony'r baaki kormira taai maalikpokkhoke oi byaktir songe sorasori sokhyota ba hridyota na dyakhanor ovipraaye chhelepuleder oirup fiction shuniye thaakten.

Aj ei arek Soptomoir raat othoba kaal Oshtomir vor'e sei OVP'r koto botsor purno hobe thik kheyaal korte paarchhi na. Tobe joto bochhor'e hok, ei anniversary'tay dnaariye aj ontoto eta ritimoto onuvob korte paari je, chhotobelay ja hole vaabtoom valo laagbe, boro haoar por thik taai holeo onek somoy valo laage na...Jemon, ei VOY jinishtay jukti thakle seta motei khub ekta VALO jinish hoy na! :D


"VOOT"ER NOTICE :

"Kaalke tomaay dyakhachchhilo besh.
Uddhoto ar udyoto sei sukher neel abesh!
Ekdin thaktaam seisob drishyote,
Ajke tara chharchhi para mishchhi bishwote..."

:D!

VOOT AR SADA JAMA

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E alor season'e amar ostro chaai, Dear.
Bokkhere mor domon vinno korte paari ki ar?
Shomon-somo prem ele fer bosaai, ani beer;
Matal kore laash feli taar...C'mon, let us cheer!

Thikthakvabe guchhiye bosar agei jodi moshaai cinema start hoye jaay, tahole hall'e bose saamner du'ghonta dhore konta korben ektu vebe bolen to dekhi?? --- 'Bosata jeno thik juter holo na' ei vebe onoboroto uskhus kore jaaben, naki thikthakvabe bose niye chhobir prothom'ta miss korechhen, ei opurnotatukur lej dhore theke afshos kore jaben?? Ami jaani, joto agei beron na kyan, apni late korben'e...taai "konotai noy" gochher uttor diye paash kaatanor chesta korben na Babu. Otoeb option baachhun, ar amar suggestion nin. Ami boli ki, theatre'e guard'er chokh eriye koushole ekkhaan ostor niye dhukun...manosik khisti, onunaasik firisti -- jaa'e byagra debe sob domaddom kochukata kore felben...amar-apnar vashay patti KHALLAS!

Celestial sokh'er goraay dhelei dilaam bish
Anonde taai saat'ta shNuyor uthlo diye shish!

Ei 7ta shNuyorer 6ta'kei ami chini....se'kotha ageo bolechhi. Ebong ei 6 jon KENO shish dilo setao bilokkhon jaani. So, apatoto somosya 7nombor'ke niye. Enar ostitto niye dhonde pora shuru hoyechhilo bochhor du'ek agei. ShNuyorer naame dibyi kaatchhi moshaai, dibyi ter paoya jeto 'TINI AACHHEN'! Shudhu deoyaale sNatano jeto na...ei ja. Tobe amio shala manusher bachcha! Deoyaale na chetaate paarleo copy kore niyechhiloom hard disk'e....aro mokkhom se adhaar! ki bolen! hNu hNu Bawa!

Tobe "support" jinis'tar ovaab nei. 2 bochhor ager SEI somoy nagad'e bodhoy ekjaaygay ei support-heenota niye guchchher vodrovasha merechhiloom. Aj bolchhi, vul korechhiloom. Support sorbotro. Tomar pocket, amar pocket, air pocket, pic pocket sor-bot-ro! availablity atotaai, je 'support-heenota' byapartaai nojja paabe. Jaai hok, ebaareo support peloom. Kothay jaanen??

Kothay abar?? F3!!

Nope! Never! Sorbogyani haoner por contemporary ghotonaprobaaho ar bishoy-ashoyer songe nijeke relate kora! Chhi Chhi! Chorom neech, chorom heen kaaj! Hegemony ahoto hobe! Otoeb pichhutaan to chhiloi. Kintu moshaai, apnaar ei sorbogyan'e je bole jibonanonder kotha....modified CARPE DIEM, Version 2.0!

Pleasure jodi pete chaao
Pleasure-rupei pleasure naao
MISSION-MEANING vule jaao
Dorja gulon khuila daao!

Dilaam...dilaam...dilaam....

Omni dhuke porlo.

KE?

Ke abar? Swopner SADA JAMA LOK!

Sotti bolchhi vaai....Amon chot kore haunt life'e keu koreni...jotoi baaki thak na kyano life'er...hanger'e tangano SADA JAMA'r buker kaachhe du-du'to bullet'er daag....goriye asa rokter shukno purono hoye jaoya jolpaai chhop...du khana gulir shobdo...rail line'e NATIONAL LAASH!....uronchondi KOBI!

Thik! Thik! ----'ke amra "----" bolei daaktoom! Karon ---- kobita likhto. Ar songe ekkhana Shantiniketoni jhola raakhto.
---- SADA JAMA'e porto!!
----'o --- --- ar --- choshma!
---- nijer cycle'ke danawala pokkhiraaj vaabto.

Shudhu ki ei? Aro kotto...

SADA JAMA'r asylum?? Taar jaanla diye gole asa bikeler rod?
---- 'keo amra paagol bolei vaabtaam na ki?
---- ki bolto na, bikeler rod'ei manush'ke sobcheye sundor dyakhay?
---- ki ekdin amar khatar pechhone sei amogh line'ta likhe day ni?..."Attader opomaan sporsho kore na hoyto!"

Haay Ishwor!
Haay Janoyaar!
Haay Volluk!

Atto protibaad jokhon chhiloi ----'er vetore, ar segulor vasha laakh'er modhye ek hoyeo porte pereichhilaam jokhon, tokhon keno keno seshmesh mara gelo "swopner SADA JAMA lok"??

Tobe eta thik je, sesh muhurte ---- 'ke hoyto poolish KUKURer daak shunte hoy ni.
Tobu, ---- , apni protik hoye gelen! "SADA JAMA"!

Rupam Islaam kintu ordhosotyo kohiyaachhen. Amra school life'e pray protyekei 1ta kore sada jama pore esechhi bote, kintu tini ei sotyo skip koriyaachhen je, 'sei jama amader gNuje porte hoto'.

---- kokhonoi taar SADA JAMA 'in' kore pore ni.

Kintu babu, sroshtaar dorshon'er gunei tini sroshta. Noyto voot-pret ar tilottomaderr sohaabosthaaner kotha mention koren ki kore bolo?? Ektu onyo pothe hNete dekho to Sona...

Na hok e tomaar alternative history...
Eker vaagyo, onyer vaagyo asole
eke oporer iNt-baali-cement-mistri.

Taai okusthole pore jokhon:

"Delete korchhi tomaar SMS
Amar mogoj theke tomay korte niruddesh
Vebe nite paaro amay lost case
Somoy amar kNacha, tobu mone pokko-kesh"

HE HE! 41'er ami! 42'er ami! Vaableo dukkhu hoy.
Dukkhu kaatiye vaai gaan dhori...ovijog kori...ovijog chhNuri...

"Priyotoma koto trauma dnari-koma achhe joma
Osomaapto pore praapto baajeyaapto torjoma
Mone agun bone faagun jeno voot ar tilottoma
Bolo ki chaao, bole udhao hoye jaao dhrishtota khoma"

Shala nodir buke bNaadh bNaadhar saagredgulo sobkota jochchor, jaanis?
Bonku Sordaar to bollen...shalara kothao shunlo...kintu shala!...ostor nei....haat nishpish...

"Na korbo na korbo na emote
Amar kata thNote vaanga jote ekbogga Remote
Control'e ar mon tole kaar jo
Bondho boka premer dokaan onoswikaarjo
Onibaarjo"

E kotha ki ar maani na? Onibaarjota ki onibaarjota noy? Osohaayota ki nitaantoi osohaay noy?Amra sokolei to moshaai osohaay!....AMRA SOKOLEI TO MOSHAAI AGHAT AR OSTOR PORPOR PELE TULE NI...

"Priyotoma hoye boma jaao fete poro kete
Shorojontri tomaar entry prohibited ato late'e
Chharo kaabyo pore vaabbo apatoto khide pete
Sorry kaka aro taka amar laagbe druto rate'e"

Ostorkhaan jompesh! ki bolo vaya?? Laagbe, but rokto berobe ki??
Ke jane mama, Bonku bollo...uttor'ta shudhu SADA JAMA, ---- ar ARANYAK jaane!

(P.S: SADA JAMA ar ---- puropuri jane na.)

BONKUR BOJHA

Juddhe amar shibir jure guptochorer gopon baas.
Fooding dilaam, lodging dilaam...bol ebare, ar ki chaas?

Bishaad vora podokkhepe nishaadh tomar amontron
Tirer folay bishakto bish
Chumur chhole kaamriye dis
Sesh somoye arop koris ayurbedik niyontron.

bNaachbo na re, abar shui!
Jemon ami, temon tui!

Haay assassin! Haay assassin! Proshikkhito dokaandaar.
Portable e apon tomar, nijei chalao? Chomotkaar!

Amay tumi khelte nile, bechle kichhu? bodhoy noy..
Ei erokom deception
GaanduchNoda reception
premik-premik pretention
Roj duniyaay hajar hoy!

Tomay ami dichchhi na go dosh.

Virer chaape
Dhoirjo maape
Amar osontosh.

Borshakaale koris ki je?
Nis ni chhata, gechhis vije
Bosot-baati? setao lease'e?
Saabaash! Ebaar naach!

Naachbo kothay? Monchojure botolvanga kNaach!

Haat'ta mujhe daao na thakur
aashirbaadi dhong'e
Tomar khelai sei blessing'e
rangaai notun rong'e

Tomar chNaad'e kolongko Q?
Rubber diye muchhi.
Aesthetic'e chubiye tuli
High-profile ruchi.

Chor palalo, alarm bajao! (guchhiye niye kaaj)
Thakur, tomar nijer mathay poruk ebar baaj.

Ei! Thaam! Thaam! Attention!
Nilaam hobe Jokher dhon.
Kemon jinis "Jokher Dhon"?
Jaanis na? -- Premik hridir spondon.

Jaas ne, bose thaak.
Khulte paare luck.
Daak re, nilaam daak...

Eksho theke Eksho kuri --
Chiboi muri...chiboi muri...
PNochish theke dersho --
Uthis na re, fer sho.

(Dushor ghore uthle ami
Kinte paari, Karon...
Dusho nijei jeebonbeema,
Swoyong bipottaaron.)

Nilaam uruk foo'e
Abar pori shuye
Tomar deoya torit raakhi amar thNote chhNuye.

ChhNutei kheloom shock!
Ami'e ahammok.
Boidyutin e protoplasm paalte fele chhok --
Charge-binimoy Krishno-Radhay -- sajachchhe kuhok!

100 neeti, 800 neeti
Tomar-amar voktigeeti
Shonaay roj'e, tobuo smriti
Hochhe dyakho Prem ar preeti...

Ei je,

Tomar amar saangbidhaanik preeti
Deny kore
Gaayer jore
Likhiye nebo treaty.

Treaty boro valo cheez,
Haate jaay chhNoya
Preeti BAAL, chhNule gaal
Hoye jaay dhNoya!

Judas, tomay gaan shonabo, ason pete boso na.
Free'te abar khabar paabe, tripto hobe rosona.

Amar flight chulke gelo,
urbo abar kobe?
Uraan ki ar sohoj naki
premer kolorobe?

Bochhor kuri pore
Amar ei gyan'tai hobe..
22-wala aj'er ami'e
42'eo robe.

Tumi joto vaar diyechho se vaar koriya diyechho soja.
Ami jotobaar moja haariyechhi khNuje paai ni se moja...

Han Bondhu, khNuje paai ni se moja!

PROSONGO - AMAR. PROSONGO - KE JAANE KAAR?

Boye berano byarthotar songbaad, peye jaoya othoba chaapiye deoya othoba allocated mukhosher daayvaar, tritiyo byaktikrito maapkathir noitikota, ekgheye naandonikota, opaatre daan kora prem, khomaasheelotaar praachurjo, nesha korar baaje ichchhe, chorom bitrishnaar somoy family affection'er intrusion, loklojjajonito protibaadi sotta o taar domon, indriyochorchaar obohela, pocket'e dumre jaaoya cigarette-jaato epiphany, opochhonder sobji othoba dish, noishobdo, utsober gimic, 20 takar packet'eo 2 kuchi chips, taar theke khose pora nongra jol ar sada jama, tritiyo bishwojuddher baal-baal somvabona, jokhon-tokhon load shedding, towel'e lege thaka chul othar promaan, Ovidhaan'e extra shobder addition, deshi accoustic guitar'er improper finishing, khaankir chhele roktochosha moshar dol, Messiah asben -- amon ojouktik daabir daabraani, hothaat abishkaar kora nijer vNuri, ebong porer sokaalei jaante para nijer naak dakar kotha, ghum-ghum vaab, gaan shonar ichchheheenota, khabare lovheenota, purono mohaargho prem niye fer obsession, movie-boi-cinema-chhobi-picture-cholochchitro, pujabaarshikiz, restaurants, rendezvous, Munich 1972, foo fighters, aliens, lethal weapons, motherfuckers, Brussles, Riadh, Kabul, Istaanbul, Frankfurt, 1, 2, 3, hedgehog, lion's mane, mystery, epitaph, Kaadombini, Prof. Weedon, Nobom ashchorjo, Silver Blaze, Allahdin-Sindbaad, Sylvester & Tweety, Krishnokoli, Raamdeb Baba, sun & moon & mars, Uttoron, Tonmoy, voot-pret, zodiac --- kon issue amar, kon issue kaar? / Sob gechhi vule, bole de abar.

Matha? -- Thik achhe. Chokh-mukh? -- Laal.
Raakh tor shike, chhNire nis kaal.
Vaagyobidhata? -- kNede gelo shuye.
Chaar holo kise? -- Dui ar dui'e.

16 ANA AR 8 ANA!

Toder doshok ghore baas.
Tora hajar hoyei dyakh.
Toder mukhosh porar chaash,
Chaasher simulation ek!

"Ghono neel, sthir akasher niche bistirno holud praantor apon bistriti keliye bose aache. Tonmodhye hajar hajar tNabu ar sleeping bag'er somahaar. Oisob camp-sthito jajabor jara, tara legally amar bondhuborgo, beloved-borgo, attiyoswojon ar ontoto duibaar dekhiyaachi amon mukh'er odhikaari maanushjon. Tara sokole mile naaki "The Moment"er opekkha korchhen. Amar jiboddoshar protyekta muhurto switch on kora handycam noy. Sutoraang, nirikkhoner loghudawitto amake sporsho kore na. Amar paathyopustokra amake blame korechhe. Amar Durgapujora amake blame korechhe. Tobu ami gaaye makhi ni. Kaaron makhte paari ni. Sabaan amon'e jinis ja dhorte gele pichhle jaay. Otoeb taare dhorbo keno? Mukhosh byaparta jehetu sobsomoy kritrim noy, sehetu jonomaanose taar ritimoto noitik 1ta position achhe. Taai sediktar ojuhaate mukhoser chaas koratai shreyo bole maanloom."

He he!

Isssh!...Amar jodi MPD hoto....ar hajar'ta alter thakto, tahole hoyto taader ekkhani thik erokom'e ekkhaan uttor dito, ar erokom'e ekkhan post korto Bonkur Blog'e.

Ki mishti! How sweet!

Baanijoyogyan shikey tule
Bondho kore dokaan
Shunchhi UNI snan kore roj
Gaamchhakhaani shokaan!

Sotti'e! Vogobaan'o ajkaal snaan koren tahole! Kortei hoto je. Management'e atto poor praani bromhaande du'to dekhini ami. Se glaani jabe kothay Boss? Dhute hobe na? Na dhule chole? Gondho berobe je!

"Maani na, maanbo na... taai korchho chhi chhi chhi!
Tomra bolchho amar to jiboner 8 anai fNaaki!

Hey, 16 ana theke jodi 8 ana jaay
Hiseb dNaray ese sei 8 anay
Kintu 8 anatei amra khushi
Amader chaoyar cheye onek beshi..

Valo...Valobasa'r tomra jaano ki?
Vaalobaaste na jaanle jiboner 16 anai fNaaki!"..... :D

KIRTON-KETTON!

Shoshipora alo mekhe
Raati hobe vor.
Ami jodi kori churi
Tumi hobe chor.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Tobo sone lutoputi
Aha! boro valo.
Pipaasure paani daao,
Ondhere alo.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Nore jodi chhitkaani
Dio taare khule
Ki amon oporaadh
tumi pashe shule?

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Tumi jodi kaamraao
Ami tobe chaati
Protikhone prem hok
Aro poripaati

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

E jibone songsaar
Ekkhaani hoy
Duikhani hobe jodi
Koro onunoy

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Aro beshi paabe jodi
vango se deyaal
Ki ba hobe goru hoye,
Hao na Sheyaal.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Aash'e chaap, Pashe chaap
Chaap maare kobi.
Chaap khele vore uthe
vNaajo voirobi.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Ami tobe Sojoni go
Jaani ek fact
Shoto shoto rojoni ja
Achhe intact

Bolo, "Fact, Fact, Fact...
Taha achhe intact."

Boro daami sotyo se...
Kaachhe eso Sona.
Kore jaao pirapiri,
Ami bolbo na.

Are dhyat! dhyat! dhyat!
Britha kore genu chat!

Chat'e jodi chulkaay
Koro SMS
Brittora jure debe
Shuru ar sesh.

Bolo, "Vul! Vul! Vul!"
Ota half noy, FULL!

Foolproof fulobone
othe jodi chnaad
ThNote debo muthovora
Mithe protibaad.

Daao Clap! Clap! Clap!
Aha, ghNushi noy, Slap!

Dharalo se jiv chhNuye
Chekhe nebo dhaar
Jotobaar kete jaabe
ChhNobo totobaar

Are Dyakh! Dyakh! Dyakh!
eta promotion-Pack!

Adhshoya shoyaader
bag'e vore dure
ChhNure fele naam debo
ora "Voboghure"

Bolo, "Haay! Haay! Haay!
E je ghor onnaay!"

Ghure ghure khete khaak
More gele, Ron...
Maatichapa pore paabe
Protnojeebon.

Bolo, "Safe! Safe! Safe!
keho koribena rape."

KhnorakhNuri hoy jodi,
othe jodi mummy.
Atta paabe na Sona,
Khosa'tai ami.

Bolo, "heeh! heeh! heeh!
Sona hobe murgee!"

Eivabe somaapile
Sommangaan
jaanibe ta nitibaadi
Vaagyer daan

Bolo, "Thik! Thik! Thik!
Uha Vaagyer stick."

Shune jodi ketton
Raati vor hoy
Shoshipora alo debe
Nobo prottoy

Bolo, "Besh! Besh! Besh!"
Koro kirton sesh!

MOHAARON, JAAGORON, BAARON, TAARON, ELECTRON --- SOB RON'ER AMORON JOY HOK!!

AMRA KAAK. MOYUR TINI.

Aadeshbole holem jokhon
Moyurpremi kaak,
Puchchhe amar pekhomgulo
Saajiye neoya jaak!

Saamyobaad prthibite "shaanti" bojaay rakhar pontha hole 'yep' bolbo. Kintu "sukh" bojaay rakhar upay bolle "hargiz nahi" BOLEI chharbo! Ek chhNaacher monushyokul erokom ghorar thuli laagiye (ta se good-thuli'e hok, ar evil-thuli'e hok) ekkebare zenith of perfection'e pNouchhole amader saadher bosundhora je not-noronchoronshhel beto baangali boudi hoye jabe -- e kotha ashakori ektu toliye vaablei bojha jabe.

Kintu haay! E dhoramaajhei je jaabotiyo nora and chora korte hobe!

Ogotya, je side'er kheloyaar'e hao na kyan....either pekhomguli pore lao, or khule rekhe onyo dole shaamil hao. Tobe jeta kheyaal rakhar moto bishoy seta holo "Biborton". VISA'r rules'e atto change hochche jokhon, srishtishil maanobmoner disha ekkatta rakha'ta sotti'e chaaper. Otoeb BIBORTON sotyo, STAGNATION mithya. Vorer Surjer status dekhe diner vaabgotik shudhu koshtokolpona na holeo noshtokolpona hotei paare. Rong laganor nirdesh vaaisaab apnaar-amar-sobbar Oporwalar laptop'e...Se program to ar e laptop'e lekha zabe na, taai apatoto etay blog'e likhtaasi....Aj noy, din koyek age Orkut'e status message likhoner'ero bochhor dui agei haare haare hothaat ter peyechhiloom bote dukkhuta........ :(


Raatridiner abol-tabol, raat furole ki chaas, vor?
Torai amar G Major, ar torai amar Esus4.
Jedin jemon surjo othe sedin temon din ki jaay?
Jonmo toder je akkele, jibon tatei rong lagaay.

Vorer amon subaas elo
Chaora holo naaker poth
Egiye elo uriye dhulo
Chokchoke tor sworgoroth.
Sworge jaoyaar sorokpothe
Sonaar horin saboleel
Chotfotiye lyaj gutiye
Continuous chhNuchchhe neel
Sei neel'e roj neel mishiye
deep kori tor moner rong
Se rong mekhe adhseyana
Shorik ami, saajbo song.

Song'er ghore magic sekhar hajarrokom jinis thaake.
Chaile sobaai shikhte paare, porle hothaat durbipaake.


Raatridiner jobordokhol, raat furole ki chaas, ghum?
Toder jodi oshudh laage, mark! you can have no room!
Jedin jemon nivlo prodip sedin temon chNaad ki roy?
Voy peyo na, voy peyo na...bochhor bochhor amon hoy.

HNaatar amon hirik eloh
Naatte hobei, ki abdaar!
Naak rekhechhe rakkhosi ek,
Kaatte hobei se naak taar.
Jorer moto osukh hole
Saamne paabe jolashoy
Prolaap bokaar purbavaasei
samaal deben mohashoy
laav'er lov'e khov mitiye
Chaaite geloom ration card
Shunte holo khisti-kheur ---
"Son of a bitch!", "swine!", "Nerd!"

Haaspataaler patal jure hajarrokom jinis thaake
Korte paro operation, Jokhon je chay tokhon taake.