HOYTO!

Dite paartoom, Dilaam na tobu
Khomo he momo deenota, Provu.

Vaab jini daan koren, shlogaan'o tini'e lekhaan. Totsotteo likhiye neoyaar por Provur ete apotti keno holo thik bujhloom na. Borabbor'e e heno do-undo marka purpose niye jogi-vikhari Provu universe-universe khele cholechhen. Tate apotti thakleo, toliye dekhle apotti thakar kotha noy. Kintu, maaniye neoyaar moto management-shil gyanpaapi hon ar kojon'e ba?? Ogotya ratio'ti thik maintained hoyei chole...Consequently, Mesozoic'er por Jurassic, then Cretaceous, then Sotyo, then Treta, then Dwapor, then bingsho shotaabdi, ekobingsho shotaabdi egulo eker por ek esei pore.

Tawba tera jalwa! Tawba tera timeline!
Tawba tera triple 6, tawba tera holy 9!

Tobe, jaabotiyo hisebiyaanar prakkale jodi sei butterfly effect'er totto protipode arop kora jaay, taholei kelo! dui paa hNaatte giye moshaai 8 paa pichhiye ese fer 11 paa hNete sei ghaatti puron korte hoibo! (Shunle dukkhu paaben, taai bolloom na...but sesher dike definitely bolbo...hold on!) Somosyata vebe dekhun ekbaar! Torker khaatire dhore nilaam, Bonkuo apnaar motoi vaalo manush (Aha! Sref torker khaatire moshaai!) To, oi 8 pa calculate korar goppoti thakle ei valo manush Bonku "HOYTO" ki shonaate paarten jaanen?? Kono idea achhe e byapare?? "HOYTO" (khub shunchhe to ekhon) likhei bosto:

"Tumi ja dite paro nebo na ta
E amar vote noshter swaadhinota"

Aro bolto "HOYTO",

"Rekhe de eNeto rooti, dheke de buk
Ami kaamraabo na, je jototaai kNaaduk
Muktipon na peye hole rege agun
Noy somoyer opochoy, dharo ostro, Karo khun"

Ar ekhdom seshe "HOYTO" geye uthto:

"Kichhui jaay ase na, kaaron ami Fokir
Kono attiyota nei, achhe noditeer...amar."

Ki mone hochhe? Ja ta byapar-syapar noy ki??
Amontaai "HOYTO" hoto Dude,...Holei ba, voy ki?

Jodi mon diye amar kotha pore thaken to bujhben GYANPAAPI maanushder kintu ami ritimoto proshongsaai korechhi. Edike amra jerokom praani tate to moshaai amader unit guloy ekkebaarei saamonjosyo nei. Ogotya categorize to kortei hoy. Ek gyanpaapi aj jemon Bonkuke dhore bojhaate chaailen je, Bonku "HOYTO" GYAN-A somporke obogoto non...ebong je GYAN-A somporke uni, orthaat oi gyanpaapi oti obossoi obogoto. Eikhanei moja'ti ghotlo!!

"Rotone roton chene...Antilope chene pNipre"--- jaanen to? Mojata holo ei je, Bonku nijeo ekjon essentially GYANPAAPI. Bonku amar-apnaar moto valo maanush hole kintu mojata hoto na. Ekhon holo ki, Bonku nijeo jehetu GYANPAAPI, taai oi Praanitike ar Bonku'ke 1'e rokom combination'er duikhaan unit, ba Roton, ba borojor upadaaner utkrishtota-nikrishtotar taartomyo onujaayi antilpoe ar pNipre bole dhora jete paare...thik to? To, ei byabosthay prochondo anti-climacticvabe goppo sesh holo. Gyanpaapi "HOYTO" bole Bonku-modhye GYAN-A'r ostitto somporke proshno tultei Bonku palta 1ti "HOYTO" diye nijer GYANvaandaar'ke osompurno bole byakto kore dilen! Orthat, erokom 1ta ethical jukti kaaj korlo je, Tuntuni'ke keno khamoka rajar ghore je dhon achhe se dhoner kotha jigges kore harass kora?? GYANPAAPI'r GYAN minus hole to PAAPI'e pore thake! BONKU to PAAPI'e! (Dekhben moshaai, agevaagei bole niyechhi Bonku valomaanush sref 'torker khaatire'.)

Ebar sei fisfisiye bolaar moto kotha...(Bonkur ei 1ta kintu valo dik, promise vaange na)...shunun,

Tokhon mattor 8 paa gonon korar kotha bolechhiloom to?...oita asole hoyto "unlimited paa" hobe!!

Ekhaneo sei "HOYTO"! :P :P