ECO KOTHA

Oops! Sorry!

Kobe jeno SEA chhile,
ISLAND ami?
Doom kore hoye gele
SHIP, komdaami!
ISLAND tobu vaalo,
Paaye paay maati.

Osthaayi SHIP chole

Nongorere aNaati.

Doba ISLAND'tir

Dukkher tore

SHIP ki dubibe, taha

SEA'e thik kore!

Neshakhor bollen...(Oops! Sorry again)...The addicted said,

I hope my hopes are turning grey
Yet hopes unknown...they long to pray!
I watch my lamps, they burn inside
And poke my sense of churning pride.

I creep my path but wish to run
and hope, my steps are joke to none.
I help my earth to grow more crops
But a crew of insects stops and pops!

Je grohe Science aachhe, se grohe biased haoyar proyojon nei -- ei sorol sotyotai vaalo thaka vaalomaanushder chokh eriye jaay...

Saagor tomar H2 O2
Chiniye deoyay chorom potu
Rajar golaam Rajar beshe

Vikkhe kore roj.

Moronkaale tahar shorir
Naam jodi nay fer Shri Horir
Jenei jaabe diner seshe
Boitoronir khNoj.

Tomar amar tofaat koto?
Selai kora chaamra joto
Arop kore khotor daage
oshontosher raag.

Status hole "Somaajsebi"...
Hotei pare, hoyto, may be...
Sebay bosaao sobar aage
Bibekbodher vaag.

Eikhanetei Bonkubabur maatrachhara raag! :X

Toilobaahi jahajer tanker fete gelo...somudre tel chhoriye porlo...ecosystem biponno holo...
Erokom ecosystem hajarta achhe...erokom somudro onek achhe...erokom osohaay jahaaj'o prochuuuur...

Otoeb rational somprodaay saabdhani hoayar poramorsho den, ebong bolen:

Jaahaaj, tumi somudroke
Tel maarte jeo na.
Vasar kaaj, vese cholo
--Er cheye beshi cheyo na.

SEVENTH RIPU

Aj Provu'ke chharbo na! Maane chhara jabe na. Ultimately deben ki deben na seta porer kotha, but bolte to hobei. Joto osubidhaai thaak (amake ontoto :P). Ki sei RIPU ja amader porichhito 6 vaai'er cheye alada? ki sei PROBRITTI jaar taronaay TINI chaalito hon?? Sob jhere
kaashte hobe...kono dhNadhar aNadhar cholbe na...Dewaali'r morshume hNeyaali'r no entry!

Followers, eso nibedon kori...

Sotti! Tumi boddo beshi bipojjonok, Guru.
Sothik sothik somoy bujhe
Ushnaayoner hirik khNuje
sNyatsNyate mor angulgulo pongu kore rakho.
Vaabta koro amon jeno pirit makhomakho!
Ontore daao deeper alo,
Ondhokaarei aNadhar jwaalo,
Sobai tobu baaschhe vaalo
Chormo kore puru.
Tomar bodhe amar bodhe loraai lorar shuru.
Sotti! Tumi boddo beshi biroktikor, Guru.

Sotti! Jodi lov laage Sir sign kore din.
Hajar issue'r hisaab seshe etai somichin
Baali jotoi khNure jaaben
Baalir tolaay baali'e paaben
Sob khaabaar'e peter vetor ekgheye cuisine
Swadkoroker dohaai debo??
Sign korei credit nebo?
Kon vorosaay vorsa peye Hey Moharaaj, bolen.
Extra kichhu favour cheye hoibo aro fallen?
9din dhore fall koriyeo 9maas amar dharonaay
Size kore bosiye dile, kon riputir taaronaay??

Daao na Baba, daao na more, dhorchhi dyakho baayna!
Amon ripu amay dile kichchhu ase-jaay na.

Onek naatok holo Bokachoda, ebar bol maal'ta thik kyamon?? What the hell your probritti exactly is like?? Installer achhe?? Thaakle setao baar kor.

Ar tor'o baap bole jodi kichhu theke thake to se byatar whereabouts bol...joldi!

SADHARON NATOK

Ami tomar chokher kaalo chaai
taai kini dhupkaathi, deshlaai
Ami amar moher taaronaay
Pujibo tomaay...

-- Really?

-- Han go!

Duipaare dui tire
Ek'i nodi bohe dhire
Tobuo du paar kNaade
Duipaare dui tire...

Tomar o amar majhe
Temoni premer nodi
Kulukulu kulukulu
Boye jaay nirobodhi...

Chhaglaami koro na Sona, dube moro na!

-- Jol jotheshto thanda. So, ei dream'ta excessive!

-- Okk, then eta...

eNekechhi je ghor mone mone
Temoni tumi aNako ki?
Thelechhi je ghor uchchhonne
Se ghore Goruo daake naki??

valobasa jaar'e naam diyechhi
Taake ami se naamei daaki.

Jokhon jemon, tokhon temon ar ki! Ki bujhle??

-- eta...ummmm...is good, but I'ld like to be much more particular!

-- Okk, then...er... here you go...

"Sokhi "valobasa" kaare koy?
valobasa maane shudhu opochoy
valobasa maane protaarito kichhu khotobikkhoto hridoy.

Tobu "asha" ek odvut obboy
Ei asha'tuku amader sonchoy
Ajo asha achhe bole here gyachhe joto here jaoyaar voy"...

-- Wait wait...eta to puro copy hoye jachhe!

-- Motei na, listen to the end...

Sob okaron binoyer noychhoy
Ure jaoya haare praanheen protyoy
Kola kheye khosa fele diye, pichhliye, kete gyachhe songshoy!

kemon?

-- Onobodyo! Ebar ami 1ta gaaibo.

-- Ki gaaibe?

-- Gaan. Vodro 1ta gaan.

-- Besh.

-- Shono,

Klaanti amar khoma koro Provu,
pothe jodi pichhiye newspaper pori kovu.
Ei je hiya thorothoro
kNaape aji Amontoro
Ei bedona khoma koro, khoma koro, khoma koro Provu.
Ei deenota khoma koro Provu,
Pichhonpaane takai jodi kovu.

-- Wonderful!

HOYTO!

Dite paartoom, Dilaam na tobu
Khomo he momo deenota, Provu.

Vaab jini daan koren, shlogaan'o tini'e lekhaan. Totsotteo likhiye neoyaar por Provur ete apotti keno holo thik bujhloom na. Borabbor'e e heno do-undo marka purpose niye jogi-vikhari Provu universe-universe khele cholechhen. Tate apotti thakleo, toliye dekhle apotti thakar kotha noy. Kintu, maaniye neoyaar moto management-shil gyanpaapi hon ar kojon'e ba?? Ogotya ratio'ti thik maintained hoyei chole...Consequently, Mesozoic'er por Jurassic, then Cretaceous, then Sotyo, then Treta, then Dwapor, then bingsho shotaabdi, ekobingsho shotaabdi egulo eker por ek esei pore.

Tawba tera jalwa! Tawba tera timeline!
Tawba tera triple 6, tawba tera holy 9!

Tobe, jaabotiyo hisebiyaanar prakkale jodi sei butterfly effect'er totto protipode arop kora jaay, taholei kelo! dui paa hNaatte giye moshaai 8 paa pichhiye ese fer 11 paa hNete sei ghaatti puron korte hoibo! (Shunle dukkhu paaben, taai bolloom na...but sesher dike definitely bolbo...hold on!) Somosyata vebe dekhun ekbaar! Torker khaatire dhore nilaam, Bonkuo apnaar motoi vaalo manush (Aha! Sref torker khaatire moshaai!) To, oi 8 pa calculate korar goppoti thakle ei valo manush Bonku "HOYTO" ki shonaate paarten jaanen?? Kono idea achhe e byapare?? "HOYTO" (khub shunchhe to ekhon) likhei bosto:

"Tumi ja dite paro nebo na ta
E amar vote noshter swaadhinota"

Aro bolto "HOYTO",

"Rekhe de eNeto rooti, dheke de buk
Ami kaamraabo na, je jototaai kNaaduk
Muktipon na peye hole rege agun
Noy somoyer opochoy, dharo ostro, Karo khun"

Ar ekhdom seshe "HOYTO" geye uthto:

"Kichhui jaay ase na, kaaron ami Fokir
Kono attiyota nei, achhe noditeer...amar."

Ki mone hochhe? Ja ta byapar-syapar noy ki??
Amontaai "HOYTO" hoto Dude,...Holei ba, voy ki?

Jodi mon diye amar kotha pore thaken to bujhben GYANPAAPI maanushder kintu ami ritimoto proshongsaai korechhi. Edike amra jerokom praani tate to moshaai amader unit guloy ekkebaarei saamonjosyo nei. Ogotya categorize to kortei hoy. Ek gyanpaapi aj jemon Bonkuke dhore bojhaate chaailen je, Bonku "HOYTO" GYAN-A somporke obogoto non...ebong je GYAN-A somporke uni, orthaat oi gyanpaapi oti obossoi obogoto. Eikhanei moja'ti ghotlo!!

"Rotone roton chene...Antilope chene pNipre"--- jaanen to? Mojata holo ei je, Bonku nijeo ekjon essentially GYANPAAPI. Bonku amar-apnaar moto valo maanush hole kintu mojata hoto na. Ekhon holo ki, Bonku nijeo jehetu GYANPAAPI, taai oi Praanitike ar Bonku'ke 1'e rokom combination'er duikhaan unit, ba Roton, ba borojor upadaaner utkrishtota-nikrishtotar taartomyo onujaayi antilpoe ar pNipre bole dhora jete paare...thik to? To, ei byabosthay prochondo anti-climacticvabe goppo sesh holo. Gyanpaapi "HOYTO" bole Bonku-modhye GYAN-A'r ostitto somporke proshno tultei Bonku palta 1ti "HOYTO" diye nijer GYANvaandaar'ke osompurno bole byakto kore dilen! Orthat, erokom 1ta ethical jukti kaaj korlo je, Tuntuni'ke keno khamoka rajar ghore je dhon achhe se dhoner kotha jigges kore harass kora?? GYANPAAPI'r GYAN minus hole to PAAPI'e pore thake! BONKU to PAAPI'e! (Dekhben moshaai, agevaagei bole niyechhi Bonku valomaanush sref 'torker khaatire'.)

Ebar sei fisfisiye bolaar moto kotha...(Bonkur ei 1ta kintu valo dik, promise vaange na)...shunun,

Tokhon mattor 8 paa gonon korar kotha bolechhiloom to?...oita asole hoyto "unlimited paa" hobe!!

Ekhaneo sei "HOYTO"! :P :P

ANGULER GOLPO

I have fingers,
I have nails.
I have fictions
Forming tales.

Nails are shiney,
Fingers sleek.
Hark! They plan to
Go public!

There's no Master,
There's no Jack.
Pen-page-specs are
All they lack.

Shift my fortune,
Gift him pain.
Lift my souls that
Drift in vain.

Have my WORDS, or
Have my SWORD.
Place your "S" and
Take it on board.

If your option,
by chance, fails,
Mark my fingers
Forming tales.

Majhkhaane din'dui hothaat haaoya hoye jaoya prosonge jodi kono speculation shuni, to obossoi obossoi nijer gaafiloti dhakar taagide ta swaagoto janabo o vaalotomoti bechhe niye take byabohaar korbo. After all, sedin shunloom maanush naaki procholito dhaaronar onek agei hNaatte shikhechhilo.....otoeb buddhimottar ogrosorotaar je extra daay er saathe saathei bonus-rupe bortaay taar dorun arektu extra buddhimaan hote hobe boi ki! Sutoraang, 'modda kotha' othoba 'conclusion' holo : agevaage na janaiya, hothaat dub maariya, achombite oniyomoti hoiya Bonkubabu bujhaaiya dilen je, ekhon hoite tini apon odhikaarbole amon oniyomito hoiyaai thaakiben.

REGULAAR BLOGBAAZI BONDHO HOUK!

PARADISE'E ESO NA SONA!

Tomar toroni Sona tumi'e chaalao...
Ami hoi just uttejito.
Tomar baarite Sona tomari bindhyobaas...
Ami hoi just kNatagaach.
Tomaar flagstick'e Sona tumi'e potaka...
Ami hoi just deshoprem.
Tomar mondire Sona tumi'e pujaari...
Ami hoi just baasi ful.
Tomar travel'e Sona tumi'e travellar...
Ami hoi just girikhaat.
Tomaar week'e Sona tumi'e weekend...
Ami hoi just som-budh.
Tomar patale Sona tumi'e norok...
Ami hoi just Paradise!

Sona, e Paradise'e vul koreo eso na. Gabriel, Uriel era tomar thyang venge baari paathiye debe kintu! :D

PROVU

"Khelichho e bishwo loye biraato shishu
Anomone khelichho
Proloyo-srishti tobo putulokhela
Nirojone Provu, Nirojone..."

Tomaar daabi ki Provu? Tumi ekai sobcheye sot?? Tomaar khelar khaamkheyaalipona jotoi disordered hok na kyano, seta ki sorbodaai proshongshoniyo ar voktigitirupe gaaoner jogyo bole porigonito hobe??

Ei jodi swoyong tomaar ba tomaar'o upowalar lekha songbidhaan hoy, tobe ekkhone akkhuni taar proshongsa korloom. Adam-Eve-Lucipher jemon banale Provu, maalik-Daas-BONKUder'o to temon baniye felechho, naki!

To tomar sei BONKUBABU baarbaar amake kivabe boklen ar ki shonaalen shono:

"Hey
Now we're in the middle of the game
Don't know really whom to blame
Don't know if this life was a shame
Or a waste of sheer pride
Do you wish for money or fame
(You) hiding behind a pseudo name
Deny or text me a claim
Of the charges for suicide

Abar fNaade paa amar otol khaader kinaare
Abar byartho rongbodol bishonno shoheed minaare
Abar chNaade paa amar otol chhader kinaare
Morsoom chaay dolbodol bishonnota rock guitar'e

Hey
You an enemy or a friend
For heaven's sake seize to pretend
There's a lot to redo and mend
But not that much left of life

Je prasade chhilo amontron
Ta mlaan hote hote dhongsaboshesh tobu
Vanga jhaarlonthoner tukro kNaache
Ajo khoto bikkhoto hoy

Ichchheporir
Jyanto shorir
Swopnotorir
Klaantoferi

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Tirjok ek angle'e tomra dekhechho amay jaani
Alo nivlei ontoraale sompaadito hoy shoytaani
Aj fer party boithok'e Alochonar bishoy -- "AMI"
Saamne bahoba pechhone chhi chhi burjoya chhotolokaami

Hey
Do you have it in you or you lack
Fucking master or just a Jack
What you hide behind your back
Just a shadow or a sly knife

Je sotota astiner taas
Okritoggo saaper moto chhobol merechhe buke
Vanga bishwaase bish nishwaase
Vaasi kono dwichaarinir velaay

Praakton aNadharer aabeshe praakton onuvober soroni
Praakton kono taalbahanaar reshe ajo ki dwidhagrosta dhoroni

Jokhon hNaati sei purono pothe
Jokhon aNachor sei lukono khote
Jokhon tumi protyashito dhonge
Rangao abar mukh bazaari dhong'e

KI JE HOY AMAR TA BOJHO NI
OHE ROMONBILAASI ROMONI"

Ki bujhle Provu??

Kon mukhe bolo provu tumi eka sot?
Toma hote BONKU'ra prokaare brihot.
Mogoj pocket'e pure era boliyaan
Purotaai khNaati ar sototaar daan
Jara gyalo aNaachriye maaliker buk
BONKU to chaaibei tahara kNaaduk.
BONKU je maaliker faithful daas
Maaliker dehetei khaoya-ghum-baas
Maaliker ghore jodi Bivishon dhoke
BONKUra blog likhe joro kore loke
Eder aram Provu, provur aram'e
Nimok kheyeo era hoy na harami
E heno sotota Provu, MANUFACTURED!
Laakhe ek paabe jodi ghosho Scratch Card...

Sotti Provu, Watch!...here is the catch:
Tumi ar jaai hao, kokhonoi nije MANUFACTURER hoye nijei nijer MANUFACTURED product hote paarbe na!...Konodino na! Kokkhono na! Yeppi! :D