Wednesday 30 September 2009

THE HAWK & THE SQUIRREL

Hawk said,"Squirrel,
Be my food.
Save my temper,
Don't be rude.

Watch my movements,
Art of stunt.
Simple tactics,
Though not blunt.

Help His Highness,
Help Him grow.
Help Him keep His
Cosmic vow."

Within a while, there happens a kind of metamorphosis.....or, perhaps, a transaction --- the emotional one....and the history alternates itself....and then,

Hawk said,"Squirrel
Leave my sight!
I am not to
Install fright.

Though my hungry
Instincts cry,
I have baid my
Hungers bye.

Kiss thy fortune,
Ask Her then
Is She the one
Who is to reign?

(BONKUR BLOG'er ekmaas purtir furtite come on FOLLOWERS, Vaagyojononi'ke pronaam kori...Ar jaai koro Maa go, Squirrel kore paathiyo na!)

Tuesday 29 September 2009

MON... O TAAR PROTYABORTON.


I can't believe my fall.
The wasted love and all...


Andes porbote surjodebotaar upasokra je mondirkendrik shohor baaniyechhilo, taar protiti paathore naki "rohosyo" bole ekta jinis makhano achhe. "Rohosyo" byapartar prokriti kintu earth-air-fire-water marka noy. Eta puropuri manosik jinish. Oisob paathor'ke ghire amon sob itihaas achhe jegulo somoyer provaabe ar songrokkhoner ovaabe muchhe jaoyay idaaning ojana ebong bortomaan projonmogulor ekaangsher onusondhitsaar kolyaane hypothetically
chomokprodo hisebe swikrito! Evabe dekhte gele bojha jabe, "Rohosyo" oteebo mojadaar jinis!

"Puraan" jinis'ta narachara korar somoyeo ek'e level'er moja paoya jaay.

Ebar proshnota holo, QUEST dhuye jol ki sob khetrei khaoya chole?? Naki esob khetreo bichokkhonota jinishtaar prochondo proyojon achhe?? Bonkubabu aj ek rastaar paagol'ke paakrao kore taake guchchher cigarette ghush diye praay 3hrs dhore taar songe lagataar bokbok kore eta bujhlen je, je kono maanusher jibongolper ontoto 2to mandatory part thakei, jotha --

1. Vule jaaoya ongsho ar
2. Gule khaoya ongsho.

Erpor, orthaat classification sesh hole, Paagol bollo je, vule jaoya ongsho'guloke niye quest besh valo byapar bote, but taate "bilaasita" byaparta na elei mongol. Orthat fashion'e pore quest hole somoy ar maturity --- ei 2to jinis eke oporer shotru bone jaay. Dwitiyo ongshotaay Paagolke thamiye Bonkui sesh korlen...bollen je, gule khaoya ongshe chini orthaat obsession boddo beshi haoyar dorun cha teto laage. Ei khetre jhulir vetor either somoy thaktei beraal jhulir ondore pora dorkaar, or somoy paar hoye gele beraalke achchhase petano dorkaar. Paagol to shune laafiye uthlo. Seshmesh taake daba khela shikhiye, 2-3 haat khele tobe Bonkubabu rehaai pelen.
Sondhebelaay report paoya gyalo se paagol naki tokhon theke bikel porjonto ekmone daba practise korar por pothghaater lokjon'ke challenge chhNure chhNure Dholdighi chottor ritimoto sorgorom kore tulechhe!

Naah! Kaal'e taake 1khan magnetic chess gift korte hobe. Shunloom gota tinek bore ar ekkhan black queen Ratul Da'r Cafe'r saamne goragori khaachchhilo. Maanushe ese seguloke already pishe diyeo gyachhe!

Otoeb bujhle dude, tomar-amar khuli-pNajor-ghilu-hridoy-ontro-tontro-jononjontro sob miliye joto ghughu baas kore sobaar kintu vaai nijer nijer ghor achhe, ebong sondhe hole tara protyekei nijo nijo ghore gomon kore. Somosyata holo, amra onekei ei sondheta thik kokhon hoy jaani na, othoba arektu oporer dike gele, sondheta nijeder ichchamoto namate paari na. Taai, at the end of the day gaaoya jete paare:

Mon giyechhe moner ghor
Prem'er gaale maarte chor!

Sob protyaborton'e ki ar picturesque hoy Friend?


AJKER GAAN:

IN LOVING MEMORY -- ALTER BRIDGE

Thanks for all you've done
I've missed you for so long
I can't believe you're gone
You still live in me
I feel you in the wind
You guide me constantly

I've never knew what it was to be alone, no
Cause you were always there for me
You were always waiting
And now I come home and I miss your face so
Smiling down on me
I close my eyes to see

And I know, you're a part of me
And it's your song that sets me free
I sing it while I feel I can't hold on
I sing tonight cause it comforts me

I carry the things that remind me of you
In loving memory of
The one that was so true
Your were as kind as you could be
And even though you're gone
You still mean the world to me

I've never knew what it was to be alone, no
Cause you were always there for me
You were always waiting
But now I come home and it's not the same, no
It feels empty and alone
I can't believe you're gone

And I know, you're a part of me
And it's your song that sets me free
I sing it while I feel I can't hold on
I sing tonight cause it comforts me

I'm glad he set you free from sorrow
I'll still love you more tomorrow
And you will be here with me still

And what you did you did with feeling
And You always found the meaning
And you always will
And you always will
And you always will

And I know, you're a part of me
And it's your song that sets me free
I sing it while I feel I can't hold on
I sing tonight cause it comforts me.

(N.B: Mr. Tremonti composed this song in loving memory of his dear mother. Amadero oti priyo ek Maa protibochhorer moto e bochhor'o kaal swosurbaari protyaborton korechhen, jothariti amader songe na niyei. Sutoraang asun, ei gaan'ta geye amra sei Maa'er uddeshye guchchher dhong prodorshon kori...)

Monday 28 September 2009

BIJOYA DOSHOMI...IN LOVING MEMORY...

Dhaaker awaz'e low-mid-high khNojaar agei jodi kaalipotkar chain onoboroto double bass kilote shuru kore, ba Deo search kore kaachher maanushtir kaachhe jaoyaar agei jodi dhunor dhNoya ese nostril'er anach-kanach vore fyale, othoba mishti khaoyaar agei jodi protimaar thNote kNachagollar sondesh pNouchhe jaay, tahole jene rakho dude, bigoto tindiner loving memory'r puroshkaar paaoya'ta otiobossoi 1ta baadhyotamulok byapar bole porigonito hobe.

Dhunuchinaach to moshaai bishaal risk'er jinis. Edike sNidur khela'tao thik otota amader property noy. Otoeb, fyalo kori....thaak, baakita ar bolloom na....ami-apni sobaai jaani ki korte hobe!

Bisheshotoh, Nobomi Nishigulote oghoton jokhon ghotei thake! (Ki bolechhiloom?)

Kaal berolaam na bote, but ghotonara ki ar theme thaaklo??

All of a sudden, he phoned and said,
Throughout these years he was numb, but prayed
For a faith to clutch, for a glory to shine,
For a path to reach the Father Devine!

But Hark! How strange is a newborn freak!
It screams such hymn that makes us sick.
I picked up the phone (I had no choice...)
And I heard him say in a weaker voice,

"Thou art my Lord! Thou art my peace!
Please lift my head and paint thy kiss.
I roamed this world and found you there...
You play your game, both foul and fair!"

I shook my head and felt as snug
As a piece of shit on a stainless rug.
I twitched my brows in a cause unknown
And, all of a sudden, hung up my phone!

SHUVO BIJOYA FRIENDZ!

Sunday 27 September 2009

FER 'NOBO ME' NISHI?


Jeo na Nobomi Nishi
Please, bose thako
Helpless jiv diye
Doshomi'ke daako.

Duiye mile shola kore
Koro ei pon
Ekjon nodi hobe,
bNaadh arekjon.

kNaadh'e kNaadh fix kore
eso na sobaai
Utsobe bidaayer
sur aatkaai.

jaani, jodi diamond
nurider moto
Paoya jeto, daam taar
hoto ar koto?

Utsob seirup
Valueless hok
Chaaibe na konodin'e
Khola kaan-chokh.

Tobu keno chaaichhi e
Non-stop fest?
Baasinda bujhibe ta,
Bujhibe na guest.

Tumio bujhite paro
Pore dyakho jodi,
"Hrod" hote boli naai,
Boliyaachhi "Nodi"

Hrod-trod stagnant,
Nodi bohomaan.
"Flow"ta jodi thake tobe
Constant fun!

Jabotiyo gungulo
intact rekhe
Utsob jeno cons-
-tant hote shekhe

Eirup akash ar
Kusumer daabi
Kobi-kobi vaabe pore
kromaagoto vaabi

Vaabnaar vaabukota
Kobe hobe sesh?
Doshomi'ta hole paar
Bojha jaabe besh!

Nobomi nishi amar golpe khub norom ar sporshokaator ekta ongsho. Onek smriti achhe ei ongshotaay jegulo bismrito hote chai na, ar sei karonei notun oviggota'keo hoyto ontoto kichhu bochhorer jonyo sthaan paaoyaar sujogtukuo kore dite chaai na. Nobomi nishi maanei saanghaatik valo kichhu ghotbe -- taai boddo saabdhaane thaaki. Ebar ei voyei ar berolaam na, ghorei katachchhi, katabo. Tobu...bola jaay na...kokhon kon dik theke ki mongol ghote jaay Ishwor'e jaanen!....Hoyto raat baarlei beriye porteo paari....sei "Saanghatik Valo" Nobominishi'gulor moto!....thak, e niye beshi lekha uchit noy..."NOBO ME"...protibaar notun ami...naamtaai kemon mongolmoy-mongolmoy...dhyat! Kaatloom!

Saturday 26 September 2009

OSHTO ME?

Saangitik chitrolipi
Mishor hoite mississipi
baadyojontre probesh koriya
Ek'e sur shonaay.

Akash theke otyachaar?
Boitoroni hoile paar
Armaggedon muthoy voriya
Mon dhaan-chaal gonaay.

Oshtomi'ke pujor climax bole claim koren jara, ami bolbo.....tNader chhotobelata besh valo ketechhe.Pujor sensation grohon korar upojogi poribesh ar pristhiti peye asa shishur vobishyo-possition Raabindrik baangaalir hierarchy theke 1tu nicher dhaape. Orthaat eta saabek baangaliyanar status'e motamutivaabe otyaboshyok boishishto. Orthaat ekjon Robisaahityo-songosporshok baangaalir modhye apni pujor sensation-songkraanto nostalgia paaben'e...ei 100% gurantee'ta deoya gelo.

Ja ja bollam segulo jodi notun kotha hoy othoba uporokto gurantee'r offer dekhe keu jodi agrohee hoy, tahole jaanben -- 1. Ami besh uNuchumaaper Baangaali...ar 2. Vodrolok "Vodrolok" holeo nitaantoi gaandu.

Aj arektu porei Sondhipujo...11:40 bodhoy. Asha kora jaay MAASI, oi somoytukur jonyo apni-ami sobbai armageddon, Kolki obotaar, ba boitoroni ar gorur lyaj eisob byapar'gulo vule thaakbo. Nitaanto osubidhe hole 2-4'te potka fatabo. Tobe han, potka fatanor somoy obossoi MESOMOSHAAI'ke songe neben. Otherwise, foska porar somvabona achhe! SAABDHAAN!


CHONDIPAATH

Help! Help! Hey Osur!
Jaao dhoradhaam.
Jonogon jolibe,
Nebe mor naam.

Nijo naam kaane shune
Khushi hoye ami
Pathaaibo ekkhaani
obotaar, daami!

Obotaar doptore
Kaaj hobe dher
Kaarkhana bondho...
Chaalu hobe fer.

Ekkhani namalei
hebby populaar.
Firi'te arekkhani
Puraan abar!

Moreover, ekkhana
Pujo rock-role'e.
Ami khushi, tumi khushi,
Khushi sokkole.

Friday 25 September 2009

SOPTOMIR VOY!

Amar mone achhe, chhotobelaay ami pujor 5din 5rokom poshaak-ashaak pora motei pochhondo kortaam na. Amar jukti chhilo, 'PUJO' jokhon 1tai utsob -- ta se 1din'e hok ar 5din'e hok -- tokhon taar poshaak hobe matro 1set'e. Bocchor bochhor ta notun hote apotti nei, kintu at one go ektaai! Orthaat pujor jamakaapor chhilo amar kaachhe uniform'er moto. Pujo jeno anondo korar dayitto diye deoya koyekta diner 1khan agreement! Vaabo! Ki hobe ei chheler! Mama-mami-kaku-kaakima sobbai sneho aNaachriye, momota kaamriye, ada-jol -marka pon niye bojhanor cheshta kore gelo saradin dhore...desher baarir pujoy attiyoswojoner annual gathering...otoeb vaai-bon-dada-didir praachurjo... amake prolubdho korar jonyo taader soptomi-oshtomi-nobomi-doshomir fashion-schedule eklohomaay chhoka hoye gelo amar naaker saamne...Tobu e banda ba baandor'ke bojhaay kaar saadhyi? Bodhon theke nobopotrika, sondhipujo theke sNidurkhela over!...Baatil haoya 'uniform'era pore roilo je ke sei wardrob'ei. Ar onyodike bachhai haoya sei durvaga one lokkhipujo porjonto kaachaar onumoti'e peto na! Ghaamer daag, baaruder kaali, potkaar foska, sNidurer holi somet seti kina pujoy koto anondo korechhi taar souvenir!...otoeb next occasion porjonto taar smriti mochha jaabe na. Maa hoyto arale vaabten, vaagyis lokkhipujo mattor tindin porei hoy!

Supreeti Ghosh alor benu na bajale pujor fite'i kaatto na amar. Saradin dhore rannaghore ghur ghur kore onar gola vengiye vengiye maa'er kaaner insect'ke dissect na korle ki ar sedinta Mohaloya?? Vorer alo boiled haoyar agei baba beriye jeten Tribeni ba Belur, torpon korte. Amaro hebby ichchhe hoto torpon korte jaoyaar....boroder kaaj je! Maa shune amon jiv kaatten, je amar kaalipujor kotha mone pore jeto...ar arekta utsober anonde torpon korar ichchher kotha bemaloom vule jetoom. Amon sundor sokaale raag hoto shudhu ektaai karone....DD 7'er Mohaloya'ta jodi ager bochhorer'taai repeat korto! Maairi bolchhi, chorom hotaash hotaam.

Mohaloya 2to chhilo...1ta DD 1'er hindi mohaloya, arekta jetar kotha eimatro bolloom. Ekbaar mone achhe mohaloyar dine ami hospital'e vorti...osukh'ta ki hoyechhilo thik mone nei, but sebaar Hema Malini'r mohaloya haoyaar kotha chhilo, eta dibyi mone achhe! Se ki afshosh amar! Se cabin chhilo silent zone'e...tobu daaktaar kakura amar jonyo radio'r byabostha korechhe mohaloya shonanor jonyo, tokhon abar ajker moto kaane gNoja pNuchke radio chhilo na -- sob gnaak gNaak kore bajate hoto...Tobu amar to shaanti paoya dushkor...chokher jole cabin vese jaay...adure bNaador'ke ke bojhabe?? Maa'er ek baandhobi oi ward'ei duty korten....seshe uni ese ek dhomok dilen...Er age maa'er dhomoke kaaj hoyni...kintu oi dhomok kheye chokher kol ekkebaare stop!...Sobaai vebechhilo voy peyei bNador thaamlo...Kintu kannata exactly keno thaamiyechhilaam seta 1ta secret...age kotthao boli ni....aj ei blog'e chupichupi bolchhi...

Seta holo, onar dhomok'ta 1ta osadharon "juktipurno" dhomok chhilo. Uni bolechhilen, jodi kanna na thamao tahole kintu tomake 1tar jaaygaay 2to salline chaaliye debo...karon kannar chote tomar oddhek lobonjol to beriyei jaachhe! Jotota na chhNuch fotanor voye taar cheye beshi emon logic-wala ekta voy dyakhanoy ami ja ta level'e "voy paoyar jotharthotay" kanna thaamiye diyechhiloom!

Saadhe ki ar keu JUJU'r voy dyakhale rege jetoom? Asole thik pochhondo hoto na...mone hoto, dhut! thikthak kono jukti na thakay ei voy'ta thik jomlo na...besh 1tu juktishil voy hobe, tobe na besh voy voy paabe! Sei theke voy paoyaanor lokjon khNujtoom...vaabtaam, dekhi ektu khNuje dekhi ke besh valo voy paoyaate paare?

Seidinta mone achhe erokom'e Soptomoir din. Durgapur'e jethur astanay gechhi sebaar pujo katate. Jethu Durgapur Steel Plant'er kormochaari. Baanglow'r onotidurei DSP collony. Ageo besh koyekbaar ghurte jaoyaar subaade tollater besh kichhu chhelepiler songe dibyi dosti chhilo. Taader mukhei shunlaam, oi collony'te naki ek vodrolok thaken jNaar kichhuta durnaam achhe chheledhora hisebe. Onaar kaache gele naaki besh "voy paaoya" jaay. Ami to shune laafiye uthlaam! Bolis ki! Taaile to ekkhuni jete hoy!...keu raaji noy jete! Sobbai emnitei "voy pachchhe". Ar tokhon sondhe hoye aschhe...sobaai baari firbe, keu amake chiniye niyeo jabe na. Pordin sokaale abar oshtomir onjoli dite maa-jethimaar songe berote hobe officer's quarter'er pujoy...se jaayga theke sobaar chokh'ke fNaaki diye paaliye ekhan porjonto asa ritimoto dushkor. Edike tor to ar soy na...joto taratari hoy totoi valo... amon lovoniyo voy paoyaar sujog haatchhara kora motei uchit noy! Otoeb thik holo, pordin vorbelatei OVP (Operation Voy Paoya) hobe. Ek syangaat raaji holo poth dyakhate...vor 5:30'e se jethur baanglow'r gate'er kaachhe dNarabe...ami beriye elei ovijaan aromvo hobe.

Erpor ja hoyechhilo ta temon bolaar moto kichhu noy. Ami ar amar syangaat vor poune 6tar somoy just vodroloker baari giye bell baajiye deke sotaan jigges korechhiloom, "Kaku, shunechhi apni ekhaankaar bikhyato chheledhora, apni amake besh valo kichhu voyer kotha bolte paarben?"

Pore jenechhiloom, oi vodrolok okhaankaar birodhi union'er neta...daangabaaz hisebei jaabotiyo ja popularity...Collony'r baaki kormira taai maalikpokkhoke oi byaktir songe sorasori sokhyota ba hridyota na dyakhanor ovipraaye chhelepuleder oirup fiction shuniye thaakten.

Aj ei arek Soptomoir raat othoba kaal Oshtomir vor'e sei OVP'r koto botsor purno hobe thik kheyaal korte paarchhi na. Tobe joto bochhor'e hok, ei anniversary'tay dnaariye aj ontoto eta ritimoto onuvob korte paari je, chhotobelay ja hole vaabtoom valo laagbe, boro haoar por thik taai holeo onek somoy valo laage na...Jemon, ei VOY jinishtay jukti thakle seta motei khub ekta VALO jinish hoy na! :D


"VOOT"ER NOTICE :

"Kaalke tomaay dyakhachchhilo besh.
Uddhoto ar udyoto sei sukher neel abesh!
Ekdin thaktaam seisob drishyote,
Ajke tara chharchhi para mishchhi bishwote..."

:D!

Thursday 24 September 2009

VOOT AR SADA JAMA

(Note: This post has been edited later.)

E alor season'e amar ostro chaai, Dear.
Bokkhere mor domon vinno korte paari ki ar?
Shomon-somo prem ele fer bosaai, ani beer;
Matal kore laash feli taar...C'mon, let us cheer!

Thikthakvabe guchhiye bosar agei jodi moshaai cinema start hoye jaay, tahole hall'e bose saamner du'ghonta dhore konta korben ektu vebe bolen to dekhi?? --- 'Bosata jeno thik juter holo na' ei vebe onoboroto uskhus kore jaaben, naki thikthakvabe bose niye chhobir prothom'ta miss korechhen, ei opurnotatukur lej dhore theke afshos kore jaben?? Ami jaani, joto agei beron na kyan, apni late korben'e...taai "konotai noy" gochher uttor diye paash kaatanor chesta korben na Babu. Otoeb option baachhun, ar amar suggestion nin. Ami boli ki, theatre'e guard'er chokh eriye koushole ekkhaan ostor niye dhukun...manosik khisti, onunaasik firisti -- jaa'e byagra debe sob domaddom kochukata kore felben...amar-apnar vashay patti KHALLAS!

Celestial sokh'er goraay dhelei dilaam bish
Anonde taai saat'ta shNuyor uthlo diye shish!

Ei 7ta shNuyorer 6ta'kei ami chini....se'kotha ageo bolechhi. Ebong ei 6 jon KENO shish dilo setao bilokkhon jaani. So, apatoto somosya 7nombor'ke niye. Enar ostitto niye dhonde pora shuru hoyechhilo bochhor du'ek agei. ShNuyorer naame dibyi kaatchhi moshaai, dibyi ter paoya jeto 'TINI AACHHEN'! Shudhu deoyaale sNatano jeto na...ei ja. Tobe amio shala manusher bachcha! Deoyaale na chetaate paarleo copy kore niyechhiloom hard disk'e....aro mokkhom se adhaar! ki bolen! hNu hNu Bawa!

Tobe "support" jinis'tar ovaab nei. 2 bochhor ager SEI somoy nagad'e bodhoy ekjaaygay ei support-heenota niye guchchher vodrovasha merechhiloom. Aj bolchhi, vul korechhiloom. Support sorbotro. Tomar pocket, amar pocket, air pocket, pic pocket sor-bot-ro! availablity atotaai, je 'support-heenota' byapartaai nojja paabe. Jaai hok, ebaareo support peloom. Kothay jaanen??

Kothay abar?? F3!!

Nope! Never! Sorbogyani haoner por contemporary ghotonaprobaaho ar bishoy-ashoyer songe nijeke relate kora! Chhi Chhi! Chorom neech, chorom heen kaaj! Hegemony ahoto hobe! Otoeb pichhutaan to chhiloi. Kintu moshaai, apnaar ei sorbogyan'e je bole jibonanonder kotha....modified CARPE DIEM, Version 2.0!

Pleasure jodi pete chaao
Pleasure-rupei pleasure naao
MISSION-MEANING vule jaao
Dorja gulon khuila daao!

Dilaam...dilaam...dilaam....

Omni dhuke porlo.

KE?

Ke abar? Swopner SADA JAMA LOK!

Sotti bolchhi vaai....Amon chot kore haunt life'e keu koreni...jotoi baaki thak na kyano life'er...hanger'e tangano SADA JAMA'r buker kaachhe du-du'to bullet'er daag....goriye asa rokter shukno purono hoye jaoya jolpaai chhop...du khana gulir shobdo...rail line'e NATIONAL LAASH!....uronchondi KOBI!

Thik! Thik! ----'ke amra "----" bolei daaktoom! Karon ---- kobita likhto. Ar songe ekkhana Shantiniketoni jhola raakhto.
---- SADA JAMA'e porto!!
----'o --- --- ar --- choshma!
---- nijer cycle'ke danawala pokkhiraaj vaabto.

Shudhu ki ei? Aro kotto...

SADA JAMA'r asylum?? Taar jaanla diye gole asa bikeler rod?
---- 'keo amra paagol bolei vaabtaam na ki?
---- ki bolto na, bikeler rod'ei manush'ke sobcheye sundor dyakhay?
---- ki ekdin amar khatar pechhone sei amogh line'ta likhe day ni?..."Attader opomaan sporsho kore na hoyto!"

Haay Ishwor!
Haay Janoyaar!
Haay Volluk!

Atto protibaad jokhon chhiloi ----'er vetore, ar segulor vasha laakh'er modhye ek hoyeo porte pereichhilaam jokhon, tokhon keno keno seshmesh mara gelo "swopner SADA JAMA lok"??

Tobe eta thik je, sesh muhurte ---- 'ke hoyto poolish KUKURer daak shunte hoy ni.
Tobu, ---- , apni protik hoye gelen! "SADA JAMA"!

Rupam Islaam kintu ordhosotyo kohiyaachhen. Amra school life'e pray protyekei 1ta kore sada jama pore esechhi bote, kintu tini ei sotyo skip koriyaachhen je, 'sei jama amader gNuje porte hoto'.

---- kokhonoi taar SADA JAMA 'in' kore pore ni.

Kintu babu, sroshtaar dorshon'er gunei tini sroshta. Noyto voot-pret ar tilottomaderr sohaabosthaaner kotha mention koren ki kore bolo?? Ektu onyo pothe hNete dekho to Sona...

Na hok e tomaar alternative history...
Eker vaagyo, onyer vaagyo asole
eke oporer iNt-baali-cement-mistri.

Taai okusthole pore jokhon:

"Delete korchhi tomaar SMS
Amar mogoj theke tomay korte niruddesh
Vebe nite paaro amay lost case
Somoy amar kNacha, tobu mone pokko-kesh"

HE HE! 41'er ami! 42'er ami! Vaableo dukkhu hoy.
Dukkhu kaatiye vaai gaan dhori...ovijog kori...ovijog chhNuri...

"Priyotoma koto trauma dnari-koma achhe joma
Osomaapto pore praapto baajeyaapto torjoma
Mone agun bone faagun jeno voot ar tilottoma
Bolo ki chaao, bole udhao hoye jaao dhrishtota khoma"

Shala nodir buke bNaadh bNaadhar saagredgulo sobkota jochchor, jaanis?
Bonku Sordaar to bollen...shalara kothao shunlo...kintu shala!...ostor nei....haat nishpish...

"Na korbo na korbo na emote
Amar kata thNote vaanga jote ekbogga Remote
Control'e ar mon tole kaar jo
Bondho boka premer dokaan onoswikaarjo
Onibaarjo"

E kotha ki ar maani na? Onibaarjota ki onibaarjota noy? Osohaayota ki nitaantoi osohaay noy?Amra sokolei to moshaai osohaay!....AMRA SOKOLEI TO MOSHAAI AGHAT AR OSTOR PORPOR PELE TULE NI...

"Priyotoma hoye boma jaao fete poro kete
Shorojontri tomaar entry prohibited ato late'e
Chharo kaabyo pore vaabbo apatoto khide pete
Sorry kaka aro taka amar laagbe druto rate'e"

Ostorkhaan jompesh! ki bolo vaya?? Laagbe, but rokto berobe ki??
Ke jane mama, Bonku bollo...uttor'ta shudhu SADA JAMA, ---- ar ARANYAK jaane!

(P.S: SADA JAMA ar ---- puropuri jane na.)

Wednesday 23 September 2009

BONKUR BOJHA


Juddhe amar shibir jure guptochorer gopon baas.
Fooding dilaam, lodging dilaam...bol ebare, ar ki chaas?

Bishaad vora podokkhepe nishaadh tomar amontron
Tirer folay bishakto bish
Chumur chhole kaamriye dis
Sesh somoye arop koris ayurbedik niyontron.

bNaachbo na re, abar shui!
Jemon ami, temon tui!

Haay assassin! Haay assassin! Proshikkhito dokaandaar.
Portable e apon tomar, nijei chalao? Chomotkaar!

Amay tumi khelte nile, bechle kichhu? bodhoy noy..
Ei erokom deception
GaanduchNoda reception
premik-premik pretention
Roj duniyaay hajar hoy!

Tomay ami dichchhi na go dosh.

Virer chaape
Dhoirjo maape
Amar osontosh.

Borshakaale koris ki je?
Nis ni chhata, gechhis vije
Bosot-baati? setao lease'e?
Saabaash! Ebaar naach!

Naachbo kothay? Monchojure botolvanga kNaach!

Haat'ta mujhe daao na thakur
aashirbaadi dhong'e
Tomar khelai sei blessing'e
rangaai notun rong'e

Tomar chNaad'e kolongko Q?
Rubber diye muchhi.
Aesthetic'e chubiye tuli
High-profile ruchi.

Chor palalo, alarm bajao! (guchhiye niye kaaj)
Thakur, tomar nijer mathay poruk ebar baaj.

Ei! Thaam! Thaam! Attention!
Nilaam hobe Jokher dhon.
Kemon jinis "Jokher Dhon"?
Jaanis na? -- Premik hridir spondon.

Jaas ne, bose thaak.
Khulte paare luck.
Daak re, nilaam daak...

Eksho theke Eksho kuri --
Chiboi muri...chiboi muri...
PNochish theke dersho --
Uthis na re, fer sho.

(Dushor ghore uthle ami
Kinte paari, Karon...
Dusho nijei jeebonbeema,
Swoyong bipottaaron.)

Nilaam uruk foo'e
Abar pori shuye
Tomar deoya torit raakhi amar thNote chhNuye.

ChhNutei kheloom shock!
Ami'e ahammok.
Boidyutin e protoplasm paalte fele chhok --
Charge-binimoy Krishno-Radhay -- sajachchhe kuhok!

100 neeti, 800 neeti
Tomar-amar voktigeeti
Shonaay roj'e, tobuo smriti
Hochhe dyakho Prem ar preeti...

Ei je,

Tomar amar saangbidhaanik preeti
Deny kore
Gaayer jore
Likhiye nebo treaty.

Treaty boro valo cheez,
Haate jaay chhNoya
Preeti BAAL, chhNule gaal
Hoye jaay dhNoya!

Judas, tomay gaan shonabo, ason pete boso na.
Free'te abar khabar paabe, tripto hobe rosona.

Amar flight chulke gelo,
urbo abar kobe?
Uraan ki ar sohoj naki
premer kolorobe?

Bochhor kuri pore
Amar ei gyan'tai hobe..
22-wala aj'er ami'e
42'eo robe.

Tumi joto vaar diyechho se vaar koriya diyechho soja.
Ami jotobaar moja haariyechhi khNuje paai ni se moja...

Han Bondhu, khNuje paai ni se moja!

Tuesday 22 September 2009

PROSONGO - AMAR. PROSONGO - KE JAANE KAAR?

Boye berano byarthotar songbaad, peye jaoya othoba chaapiye deoya othoba allocated mukhosher daayvaar, tritiyo byaktikrito maapkathir noitikota, ekgheye naandonikota, opaatre daan kora prem, khomaasheelotaar praachurjo, nesha korar baaje ichchhe, chorom bitrishnaar somoy family affection'er intrusion, loklojjajonito protibaadi sotta o taar domon, indriyochorchaar obohela, pocket'e dumre jaaoya cigarette-jaato epiphany, opochhonder sobji othoba dish, noishobdo, utsober gimic, 20 takar packet'eo 2 kuchi chips, taar theke khose pora nongra jol ar sada jama, tritiyo bishwojuddher baal-baal somvabona, jokhon-tokhon load shedding, towel'e lege thaka chul othar promaan, Ovidhaan'e extra shobder addition, deshi accoustic guitar'er improper finishing, khaankir chhele roktochosha moshar dol, Messiah asben -- amon ojouktik daabir daabraani, hothaat abishkaar kora nijer vNuri, ebong porer sokaalei jaante para nijer naak dakar kotha, ghum-ghum vaab, gaan shonar ichchheheenota, khabare lovheenota, purono mohaargho prem niye fer obsession, movie-boi-cinema-chhobi-picture-cholochchitro, pujabaarshikiz, restaurants, rendezvous, Munich 1972, foo fighters, aliens, lethal weapons, motherfuckers, Brussles, Riadh, Kabul, Istaanbul, Frankfurt, 1, 2, 3, hedgehog, lion's mane, mystery, epitaph, Kaadombini, Prof. Weedon, Nobom ashchorjo, Silver Blaze, Allahdin-Sindbaad, Sylvester & Tweety, Krishnokoli, Raamdeb Baba, sun & moon & mars, Uttoron, Tonmoy, voot-pret, zodiac --- kon issue amar, kon issue kaar? / Sob gechhi vule, bole de abar.

Matha? -- Thik achhe. Chokh-mukh? -- Laal.
Raakh tor shike, chhNire nis kaal.
Vaagyobidhata? -- kNede gelo shuye.
Chaar holo kise? -- Dui ar dui'e.

Monday 21 September 2009

16 ANA AR 8 ANA!

Toder doshok ghore baas.
Tora hajar hoyei dyakh.
Toder mukhosh porar chaash,
Chaasher simulation ek!

"Ghono neel, sthir akasher niche bistirno holud praantor apon bistriti keliye bose aache. Tonmodhye hajar hajar tNabu ar sleeping bag'er somahaar. Oisob camp-sthito jajabor jara, tara legally amar bondhuborgo, beloved-borgo, attiyoswojon ar ontoto duibaar dekhiyaachi amon mukh'er odhikaari maanushjon. Tara sokole mile naaki "The Moment"er opekkha korchhen. Amar jiboddoshar protyekta muhurto switch on kora handycam noy. Sutoraang, nirikkhoner loghudawitto amake sporsho kore na. Amar paathyopustokra amake blame korechhe. Amar Durgapujora amake blame korechhe. Tobu ami gaaye makhi ni. Kaaron makhte paari ni. Sabaan amon'e jinis ja dhorte gele pichhle jaay. Otoeb taare dhorbo keno? Mukhosh byaparta jehetu sobsomoy kritrim noy, sehetu jonomaanose taar ritimoto noitik 1ta position achhe. Taai sediktar ojuhaate mukhoser chaas koratai shreyo bole maanloom."

He he!

Isssh!...Amar jodi MPD hoto....ar hajar'ta alter thakto, tahole hoyto taader ekkhani thik erokom'e ekkhaan uttor dito, ar erokom'e ekkhan post korto Bonkur Blog'e.

Ki mishti! How sweet!

Baanijoyogyan shikey tule
Bondho kore dokaan
Shunchhi UNI snan kore roj
Gaamchhakhaani shokaan!

Sotti'e! Vogobaan'o ajkaal snaan koren tahole! Kortei hoto je. Management'e atto poor praani bromhaande du'to dekhini ami. Se glaani jabe kothay Boss? Dhute hobe na? Na dhule chole? Gondho berobe je!

"Maani na, maanbo na... taai korchho chhi chhi chhi!
Tomra bolchho amar to jiboner 8 anai fNaaki!

Hey, 16 ana theke jodi 8 ana jaay
Hiseb dNaray ese sei 8 anay
Kintu 8 anatei amra khushi
Amader chaoyar cheye onek beshi..

Valo...Valobasa'r tomra jaano ki?
Vaalobaaste na jaanle jiboner 16 anai fNaaki!"..... :D

Sunday 20 September 2009

KIRTON-KETTON!


Shoshipora alo mekhe
Raati hobe vor.
Ami jodi kori churi
Tumi hobe chor.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Tobo sone lutoputi
Aha! boro valo.
Pipaasure paani daao,
Ondhere alo.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Nore jodi chhitkaani
Dio taare khule
Ki amon oporaadh
tumi pashe shule?

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Tumi jodi kaamraao
Ami tobe chaati
Protikhone prem hok
Aro poripaati

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

E jibone songsaar
Ekkhaani hoy
Duikhani hobe jodi
Koro onunoy

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Aro beshi paabe jodi
vango se deyaal
Ki ba hobe goru hoye,
Hao na Sheyaal.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Aash'e chaap, Pashe chaap
Chaap maare kobi.
Chaap khele vore uthe
vNaajo voirobi.

Bolo, "Great! Great! Great!"
Aha! Ki vishon threat!

Ami tobe Sojoni go
Jaani ek fact
Shoto shoto rojoni ja
Achhe intact

Bolo, "Fact, Fact, Fact...
Taha achhe intact."

Boro daami sotyo se...
Kaachhe eso Sona.
Kore jaao pirapiri,
Ami bolbo na.

Are dhyat! dhyat! dhyat!
Britha kore genu chat!

Chat'e jodi chulkaay
Koro SMS
Brittora jure debe
Shuru ar sesh.

Bolo, "Vul! Vul! Vul!"
Ota half noy, FULL!

Foolproof fulobone
othe jodi chnaad
ThNote debo muthovora
Mithe protibaad.

Daao Clap! Clap! Clap!
Aha, ghNushi noy, Slap!

Dharalo se jiv chhNuye
Chekhe nebo dhaar
Jotobaar kete jaabe
ChhNobo totobaar

Are Dyakh! Dyakh! Dyakh!
eta promotion-Pack!

Adhshoya shoyaader
bag'e vore dure
ChhNure fele naam debo
ora "Voboghure"

Bolo, "Haay! Haay! Haay!
E je ghor onnaay!"

Ghure ghure khete khaak
More gele, Ron...
Maatichapa pore paabe
Protnojeebon.

Bolo, "Safe! Safe! Safe!
keho koribena rape."

KhnorakhNuri hoy jodi,
othe jodi mummy.
Atta paabe na Sona,
Khosa'tai ami.

Bolo, "heeh! heeh! heeh!
Sona hobe murgee!"

Eivabe somaapile
Sommangaan
jaanibe ta nitibaadi
Vaagyer daan

Bolo, "Thik! Thik! Thik!
Uha Vaagyer stick."

Shune jodi ketton
Raati vor hoy
Shoshipora alo debe
Nobo prottoy

Bolo, "Besh! Besh! Besh!"
Koro kirton sesh!

MOHAARON, JAAGORON, BAARON, TAARON, ELECTRON --- SOB RON'ER AMORON JOY HOK!!

Saturday 19 September 2009

AMRA KAAK. MOYUR TINI.

Aadeshbole holem jokhon
Moyurpremi kaak,
Puchchhe amar pekhomgulo
Saajiye neoya jaak!

Saamyobaad prthibite "shaanti" bojaay rakhar pontha hole 'yep' bolbo. Kintu "sukh" bojaay rakhar upay bolle "hargiz nahi" BOLEI chharbo! Ek chhNaacher monushyokul erokom ghorar thuli laagiye (ta se good-thuli'e hok, ar evil-thuli'e hok) ekkebare zenith of perfection'e pNouchhole amader saadher bosundhora je not-noronchoronshhel beto baangali boudi hoye jabe -- e kotha ashakori ektu toliye vaablei bojha jabe.

Kintu haay! E dhoramaajhei je jaabotiyo nora and chora korte hobe!

Ogotya, je side'er kheloyaar'e hao na kyan....either pekhomguli pore lao, or khule rekhe onyo dole shaamil hao. Tobe jeta kheyaal rakhar moto bishoy seta holo "Biborton". VISA'r rules'e atto change hochche jokhon, srishtishil maanobmoner disha ekkatta rakha'ta sotti'e chaaper. Otoeb BIBORTON sotyo, STAGNATION mithya. Vorer Surjer status dekhe diner vaabgotik shudhu koshtokolpona na holeo noshtokolpona hotei paare. Rong laganor nirdesh vaaisaab apnaar-amar-sobbar Oporwalar laptop'e...Se program to ar e laptop'e lekha zabe na, taai apatoto etay blog'e likhtaasi....Aj noy, din koyek age Orkut'e status message likhoner'ero bochhor dui agei haare haare hothaat ter peyechhiloom bote dukkhuta........ :(


Raatridiner abol-tabol, raat furole ki chaas, vor?
Torai amar G Major, ar torai amar Esus4.
Jedin jemon surjo othe sedin temon din ki jaay?
Jonmo toder je akkele, jibon tatei rong lagaay.

Vorer amon subaas elo
Chaora holo naaker poth
Egiye elo uriye dhulo
Chokchoke tor sworgoroth.
Sworge jaoyaar sorokpothe
Sonaar horin saboleel
Chotfotiye lyaj gutiye
Continuous chhNuchchhe neel
Sei neel'e roj neel mishiye
deep kori tor moner rong
Se rong mekhe adhseyana
Shorik ami, saajbo song.

Song'er ghore magic sekhar hajarrokom jinis thaake.
Chaile sobaai shikhte paare, porle hothaat durbipaake.


Raatridiner jobordokhol, raat furole ki chaas, ghum?
Toder jodi oshudh laage, mark! you can have no room!
Jedin jemon nivlo prodip sedin temon chNaad ki roy?
Voy peyo na, voy peyo na...bochhor bochhor amon hoy.

HNaatar amon hirik eloh
Naatte hobei, ki abdaar!
Naak rekhechhe rakkhosi ek,
Kaatte hobei se naak taar.
Jorer moto osukh hole
Saamne paabe jolashoy
Prolaap bokaar purbavaasei
samaal deben mohashoy
laav'er lov'e khov mitiye
Chaaite geloom ration card
Shunte holo khisti-kheur ---
"Son of a bitch!", "swine!", "Nerd!"

Haaspataaler patal jure hajarrokom jinis thaake
Korte paro operation, Jokhon je chay tokhon taake.

Friday 18 September 2009

KINGKORTOBYOBIMURHO. PROTYUTPONNOMOTITTO.

Obin Mishkin, Iraaboti, Babor...Star Anondo, 24 Ghonta, Kolkata TV...Cannibals, Cowboys, ANatel...Eid-ul-Fetor, X-Mas, Durgapujo...Mughalsarai, Jaamsedpur, Asansol...Eifel Tower, Christ the Redeemer, Curzon Gate...Pancake, Paatisaapta, Les pallette...Goru, Ghora, Chhagol...Orange, Vodafone, Tata Docomo...Jor, Sordi, Pet kharap...Argentina, Mal Dives, Mayanmar...High, Low, Medium...Shuktara, Anondomela, Kishor Bharoti...Fried, Steamed, Barbequed...Angles, Saxons, Jutes...Rudrobeena, Panflute, Grand Piano...Fossils, Cactus, Lokkhichhara...Sonofabitch, Shuyorerbachcha, Kuttekiaulaad...Khora, Bonya, Durvikhyo...Macbook, Netbook, Laptop...Mirinda, Pepsi, Coke 007...Keyboard, Key Ring, Key Hole...DareDevil, Kuyor Byang, Mishuke Type...Skype, Gtalk, MSN Live...Chumu, ChNaati, Thappor...Aztec, Indaas, Egyptian...Jogojjononi, Bipottarini, Durgotinaashini...I LOVE MY INDIA, I LOVE MY MONGOLIA, WE LOVE OUR GERMANY...1968, 1986, 2086...Urdu, Arabic, Malayalam...Left, Right, Dead...Bong Connection, Cross Connection, Kismat Konnection...Uttor, Poshchim, South...LP, Cassette, Audio CD...Maupassant, O'Henry, Oscar Wild...pNatha, RaampNatha, pNathachoda...Boka, Aro Boka, Bokar Hoddo...Somoy, Motamuti Somoy, Kharap somoy...Lobon, Bit Lobon, Tata Salt...Cigar, Churut, Biri...Lift, Ladder, sNiri...Felu, Taarini, Shonku...Aranyak, Ron, Bonku...


Dukkho, Kom dukkho, Microscopic Dukkho...
Salvation, Nirbaan, Mokkho...


Dukkho jotoi hok na amar,
Tomar jemon nodi!
Boyei jabe, boyei jabe...
bNaadh bNedhe daao jodi --
-- Bosundhoraay ghor miracle!
Obaak hobo ami.
Kon vorosaay ek sohosaay
Cholaar somoy thaami?
Chaar deoyaaler modhye sujon
Aat deoyaal'o hoy.
Deoyaalmaajhe deoyaal khNoje
Notun porichoy.

Tomaar haat-paa bNadha mon.
Amar byartho prohoson.

Tobu edik-odik-sedik kNuje aanchhi uchaaton.


Praapyo jotoi hok na amar
Chittojora prem,
Ontore leen lojjabiheen
Choritro'ta same.
Ami'e paapi, tumi'e paapi
Goppojora paap...
Shitol shitol shobdo khNure
Ber kori uttaap.
Sohoj jamay sohoj shorir
Sohojvaabei thak.
Khub soja ei shohor shunuk
Opaarthibo daak.

Tomaar haat-paa bNadha khov
Amar khub natural lov.

Tobu edik-odik-sedik maare khisti progolov.


Rukkho jotoi hok na amar
Chhotto baalir ghor.
Ei ghoretei guchhiye nebe
Tomar chorachor --
-- amon vishon swopno dekhei
Alse upasok
Chhutte gyalo somudroteer
Koshte jeebonchhok.
Sotti jodi vorsa thake
Kolom tule naao,
Swopno kenar haatbodoler
Dolil likhe daao.

Tomar haat-paa bNadha haat...
Amar hochchhe onutaap.

Tobu edik-odik-sedik jure aschhe prochur chaap.


Thanda jotoi hok na amar
Apotkaaleen rest;
Bujhiye debo, bujhiye nebo
Ei strategy'e best!
Mogojbaasi saamorthyoder
swaadhin onoshon
Promaan kore taader raja
Gyani, bichokkhon.
Raajyojure choluk nahoy
gyaner dhNekishaal.
Shromikshreni, Maalikshreni
ChhNiruk sobaai baal.

Tomar haat-paa bNadha shrom.
Amar maaine boroi kom.

Cholo, ki korbe ar, mondo bazaar....gNajay maari dom!


E bochhor Akaashbaanir Mohishaashurmordini ar shona holo na, Sorry.....Ogotya LP record chaaliyei gholer shorbot dudh holo... :D

Thursday 17 September 2009

PUJOR SEASON KNOCKS...BONKUBABU ROCKS!

Utsober morshum ele fer dekha hobe kotha diyechhiloom.
Utsober morshum aj theke shuru holo.
Utsober morshum ghuri orano chharao onyanyo location'e jotheshto pradhanyo peye thake.
Otoeb somaanvaabe important koti koti jiboner golper somaan odhikaar achhe.
Prosongotoh, Songbidhaneo saamyer kotha bola achhe.
Ar taai, sobrokom songeet sobrokom somoyer vashay kotha boltei paare.

Bonkubabu baari firei bujhlen, ebarer morshum ektu rock-rock gochher. Kintu, etao ekebare sotti je, purono amez naraghNata korle besh ekta shishu-shishu gochher byproduct-bodh'o ase. Vaagyis, "pochhondo" jinista natural and spontaneous!

Naandikaargon borabor'e khub natok koren. Se natukeponaay kaal baali porlo. Tobu ROCKtakto morshum chharlo ar koi?? Rupam Islam boddo "haaspatal, haaspatal" kore chNyachalen. Amon bonedi rockshilpo baaroyaari hoye giye ki valotai na hoyechhe! Shekol'er structure amon'e diplomatic je, ghotonaprobaho choltei thake. Shekol jinista jemon bNadhe, temon abar eker por ek identical parts jure jure nijeke toiri kore. Saadhe ki bola hoy "chain of events"? Bonkubabu jaanlen, morshumer baakita ekirokom kaatbe --- Saatchollish, Soptok eisob 'seisob'der niye. Nobir dyashe eka vobi hoye laav'ta ki?? Sutoraang, "JOY ROCK!"

Mandela Park'e nemechhi, S.Pal'er moglaai khabo. Bohudin por college'er ek junior'er songe dyakha. Doom kore bole boslo, "Tintin da, prochur rongeen hoye gyachho dekhchhi. Atto rong jomechhe je sob mishe kaalo hoye jachcho." Bollam, ki korbo bol, amar rong to ar alor rong noy je mishe sada hobe. Shalar upojukto palet pachchi na ekkhan je alada kore vaag kore raakhbo rong'guloke. Aro ki bolbo vaabchhi...vaabchhi...hothat shuni pasher Pandel'e publiquiz hochchhe. Jonogoner gesture-sworup shunte holo Dadasaheb Faalke peyechhen kokhono Anjon Choudhuri, kokhono Horonaath etc. Se ki ullaas amader!

Agge han, ullas'ero chain hoy. Ullas'ero eventmoyota achhe. valoHOOD-mondoHOOD'er constant tanaporener somodhormi ei hridoy taai kokhonoi "sei hridoy" hoye uthte chay na. This "SEI" thing is like BROHMO itself. Taare dhori dhori mone kori, porle dhora tax debo na...ei korechhi pon...ajibon, amoron. Moron asar onekdin age, orthaat aj, Lokkhichharar dol nijomone-poromone praanpone arekbaar gaailo bote:

"Chena rasta chena mukh
Somoyer saathe bodlaay rup
Tobu jeno baare baare fire ase shudhu...

Harano somoy to ar ase na.
Perono pothe to fera jaay na."

Ajkaal jehetu Suvaashito Baani upolobdhir somoy kom, sehetu osommaan na korar kaaron dekhi na. Ato chNaati maari, tobu khNaati haoyar vobyota dyakhay na je chhatro, take bondhu vaabi na. 1ta Durga pujo eleo na, 28ta Durgapujo geleo na. Bishwokorma to kon chhar, didi! Debdebir somman shikkhoker haate. Otoeb babar office'er tara thakle ghorer pujo Bonkubabu korte paaren bote, kintu ta bole shohorjure shoishober moto SEISOB khNoja??...noibo noibo cho, chho, jo, jho, iNiyo:

Tomaar-amar praaner shohor
Tahar debaaloy.
Tuchchho amon brihot gyaner
shorik ke ba hoy?
Bondore roj anchhe jahaj
hajar ghaater jol.
Saagor tobe kon akkele
chhNuchche somotol?
Oighore roj cholchhe TV
Jolchhe friyon gas,
ChNaader baarir khobordaarir
agunchapa ash!
Notun kono news pelei
crowd baare roj.
Sotti! Kichhu khuchro pelei
dibyi jome voj!
Shishur mukhe dudh'er bottle
daao na, tule daao.
Roj shishuke ghum paariye
ekla keno khao?
Rojer routine rojgaare roj
chhokis keno vaai?
Aathaash diner monthly kineo
laaver hiseb chaai?
Lobon-lobon somudrojol
lobon niyei thaak.
Modhur khNoje jachchho jokhon
Search koro mouchaak.
Somoy jodi hothaat kore
Nostradamus hoy,
Shoron debe amar shohor --
-- tahar debaaloy!


UTSOBER MORSHUMER SHUVECHCHHA ROILO...KAAL OBOSSOI SOKOLE MOHALOYA SHUNO.

Wednesday 9 September 2009

JAAO PAAKHI...


JAAO PAAKHI BOLO

CHOKH CHHOLO CHHOLO
MONJURE KHEJURER GAACHH.

AMIO KI TAAKE
HAARIYECHHI BNAAKE?
HOBO AMI EKHONI UDAAS.


JAAH JAAH hoye jaa, udaaaaas hoye jaa....Sesh hoyechhe journey, ebar chore kha!
Ekmaas hNaasfNaas swopner aNaash ghNete aNaashte subaas niye ghore fire jaas...
Ore paagol, chhagol tui, bol horibol, bole eklaati shuye theke vol tor role.
Tor ki ba ase jaay? Tui KENO chintaay?? Tor buk keno roj roj kNede baari jaay??
Tor ontore je, taare montor de....taar nesha-vaang-khunsuti dur kore ke?
Ki bolli vaai? Paaliyechhe, baari naai? Aha Ron boro valo chhilo, bolis je jaai...

"Bolo kothay tomar desh?
Tomar nei ki cholaar sesh?"

Shuru-sesh to definitely achhe, but at-a-time ongshobishesh-maatro gochore asay bistritir kulkinara thahor kora jaay na. However, ekta "ongshobishesh"eri hoyto seemarekha tana gelo aaj. Amar ek vaai, amar praaner ongsho, amar'e bohu mukhosher ekta mukhos, amar'e hajar ami'r ekta ami --- addin take kono ek taagide khorchar khatay raakhchhiloom. Ei gelo-sei gelo taar obostha niye dibyi theke jaachhilo se....kokhono vaabte cheyechhi mrito, kokhono vaabte cheyechhi niruddishto...kokhono dekhte peyechhi coma'y......Atto koshto-kolponaar paalta taagide kheyaal poreni se paashei chhilo...sobsomoy....dibyi jaagroto o cholonbolonsheel konkaalkhani niye...onoboroto khNuchiye jaoyaar ullaasmoy daayitto paalon korte. Se amake chene. Amio taar ovivabok bote. Naturally, amar daayitter proshno ese jaay. Sutoraang, ami taake somman kori. Ebong, seihetu, taar somman'keo somman kori. Otoeb nodir bNaake asuk dekhi joyaar-vNata, othoba beginning-middle-end.....Amio ovivaabok, hNu hNu bawa!

Bishwaase milaaye bostu, torke bohudur.
Amar belay proverb tumi bodle dile sur?

Erokom boichitrer daay tokhon'e nite hoy jokhon boyos baare. Taai ekhon gaalmondo koratai shreyo. Jokhon jemon aash, tokhon temon baas. Mon jure khejurer gaach. Hobo ami ekhoni udaas...

Ulte jaay choritrora, paalte jaay niti.
Jotobaar haari ami, totobaari jiti!

Atto joyer chaap ar neoya gelo na...shorir kharap hoye porchhe...taai apatoto kichhudiner jonyo bidaay PALs! Pujo-paabbon ele fer dyakha hobe, kotha hobe, khisti hobe, bijoyaar mishti hobe. Toddin...NIJER HAAL'TI CHHERO NA DUDE, DHORE THAKO!

Ar poraan kNaapaiya geye otho:

"E buke akash rekhechhilaam
E shorir oshaanto jongol.
Khola mone urte paarli na...
E moner tui ki paabi tol?"

LOVE...

BONKUBABU.

Tuesday 8 September 2009

PITRITWO



Pitritwo pokkhidimbosthito kusumer nyay obosthaan kore. Iha sojeeb hoiyaao nirjib. Praan hoiyay nijer poripurnotar jonyo opor ekti praaner upor nirvorsheel. Jounota-jaato saamogri hoiyakon ek dwitiyo porosher bole lokchokkhu o apon ontor -- uvoyer'e pobitrota praapto hoiyaachhe. Nirapotta o ashroyer taagid ihaar bohiraaborontike kothin banaileo ontore sukomol dhaatrer aboroni komol praaner maatri-onkosoma shoyaaner byabostha koriya loiyaachhe. E heno apato porosporbirodhi boishishter sohabosthaan protyokkho koriya gunijon otit hoite ihaar choritro bishleshone probritto hoiyaachhen, ebong gobeshona cholakaalin swoyong sohosa Pita hoiya pitritwer onirbochoniyo mugdhotay se kaarjo porityag koriyaachhen. Amon'e oloukik totha rohosyomoy ei Pitritwo! Ishwor mohashoy'ke amra keu keu Pita bolia naao maanite paari, Kintu tini je Pitritwer dharonar srishtite onyotomo sohaayoker vumika paalon koriyachhen -- iha ekebaarei torkaatit. Pray somosto dhormogronthoi boliya thake, Ishwar amadiger pita o amra tNahar somostorer sontaangon.


Kintu ishwor jemon keet-potongaadir moddheo shreni rochona koriya tahader saamortho o khadyogyan'e bivinnotar obokaash raakhiyachhen, ekti swadhin projaati hisebe monushyokuler songeo tini obichaar koren naai. Moshtishker gothone besh kichhu odol-bodol ghotaaiya tini amon ojut-ojut monushyoke dhoronimaajhe pathaiyaachhen jahader kichhu nirdishto shrenite ontorvukto kora somvob. Amon'e ek shreni holen Saamrajyobaadigon. TNahara prayoshoi daabi koriya thaken je, uponibesh hoilo sontaaner nyay. Nobojaatoker jonmo diya Jonok jemon taar pourushotter gorima prokaash koriya thake, Saamrajyobaadi jaatigon'o seirup apon saamrajyo bistaarer modhye pourushotter srishtisheel monovaaber chhaya dekhite paay. Sroshta-songkraanto ei daabi'khanir grohonjogyota pitritwer poriprekkhite aro grohonjogyo hoiya othe ekkhani aynaar obotorone, jahate kina daan o baamer obosthaaner apadomostok tarotomyo ghote.


Naaribaadigon Pitritwo'ke dekhiya asiyachhen purusher swadhincheta monovaaber nidorshonsworup. Naarishorire bijbopon koriya taha hoite fol nishkaason korilei prithibite naarijaatir obosthaaner gurutto kome --- eirup jukti jeno sohojlovyo, keno na, jaato sottay ontornihito thaake naari hoite purush jaha kichhu asha kore tahar singhovaag. Jatok tahar stri'r ongsho, stri'er proti tahar jabotiyo prem'er baastobikvabe sporshojogyo promaan sakkhat sei opotyo. Sutoraang naari hoite mukti o ek oleek kaalponik sorbopurush-songsaare jukti ghotar dibaswopne swabolombitaar akroshe purush obochetone jothajothovabe swaadhin haoyaar anondo laav koriya thake.


Eisob adha-kochkochi paar hoile amra jaha dekhite paai ekkothay taha "songmishron". Sohabosthaaner proyog byatito kono dorshon'e prithibipote laagu hoy na. Praaner proti praaner akorshoner tinkhani chorom prokaash hoilo sneho, koruna o prem. Tinti abeg'er buniyaadi storer byakhay kaal bilombo na koriya uhader proyoger prokriti nirosone monojog prodaan kora
buddhimaaner pronaali. Otoeb, apon bodh bole je, pitritto ei kaaronei akorshoniyo keno na uha sorbo abeger cocktail. Purushsotta ekadhare sneher upadaan, premer promaan, apon nirapottadaankaari monovaaber choritaarthokoroner sujoger asha o sorbopori swadhin haoibaar swopner sondhaan laav koriye thake ektimaatro saamogrite. Sutoraang uha adorsho, uha ekkhaani sob-paailaam'er deshbishesh.


Atoguli mongora bokbokaani o adhakhyapcha jukti o bodh prodorshoner uddeshyo ektaai....Bojhano je, PITRITWO byaparti bujhibaar jonyo pustok paath, oviggota shrobon othoba swoyong pita haoya --- ihader konotaar'e adou proyojon pore na. Kebol, Naari na hoilei hoilo!


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AJKER GAAN:

Kichhudin age Bonkubabur'e lekha 1ta gaan khub mone porchhe...

Jajabor hole swojon
kul maane na,
Oishorjer naame ami
bojhaai tore
Songitere songi kore
Ghore tor achhe 6 jon
Poth jaane na,
Pother khNoj boroi daami
bojhaai tore
Ektarare baajiye baarek
Jajabor hole swojon
Poth chene na.

LOVE ...

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Monday 7 September 2009

URTE CHEYECHHILAAM...

"Poromo jotone raakho prohori Shomo-Domo duijone,
Mono cholo nijo niketone."

Norendronaath gaan gaaichhen Shri Raamkrishno-saannidhye. Prothom dorshon. Prothom obolokon. Prothom Alap. Prothom bishwaas-obishwaaser transaction.

Ei kichhudin age porjonto'o vaabtaam, Norendronaath ki adou urte chaan ni, naki cheyechhilen??

Ekhon ar vaabi na. karon baadbaaki koti-koti maanusher moto amio ekhon uttor'ta jaani!

Ek kobi aj kobita poralen ('chhora' noy, mind it!). Vari somoy-kheko kobita. Amio kheloom. E jogote sobbaai "khaay". "Khaoya" niye maanushjoner bistor gumor. Keu kheye tripti paay. Keu khaoyar por chhNure fele tripti paay. Bonkubabu kintu moshai chhitel public! "Khaadyo" haoyar boraai korte er age kono bongosontaan'ke gyanoto dekhini. Tobe ei vodrolok hebby hNeyaali'o koren. Sada mone kada na niye Vaai ja mone hoyechhe bolloom, ar jesob line chetepute kheyechhi segulo'o maane maane share korloom.....oporaadh ja neoyaar ta nite jeo na, Dohaai Bapu!

Kobi hothaat chomke dilen:
Mathar vetore ghaai mare paaglaami
Prosaadi fuler niche jemon pronaami.
Abar bolen:
Amader dingulo kNede noychhoy
Liberty'ke statue bolo, daao ashroy.
Edike ektu agei paati baanglaay bolechhlien:
Chhere chole gele dure, koto dure Sona
Taariye taariye khai ei protarona.
Erpor abar magic!
Amrao ekdin hobo jaadukor
Vooter Raja'ke deke nebo chaar bor.
Ek bore sundori, dui bore nodi
Tin bore neelaakaash dhaar dey jodi
Chaar bore haate jodi ase jaadukaathi
Tomaake uriye di, eka eka hNaati.
....Eikhanta pore vaaizaan, sotti bolchhi, vaabloom jaai, pronaami'ta diyei asi! :D
Jei na vaba Maal omni ter peye bole:
Protidin kuyo khNure aro niche naami
Tumi khub valo theko, ami'e asaami.
Vaagyis Asam'er lokeder amra Asomeeya boli. Noyto je ki punn-lollaat hoto!
Jaai hok, seshmesh:
Kotodin pore dekhlaam toke
Mon-kharaper raat
SMS-heen nirobota shudhu
Eituku protibaad

Shala SMS, CHAT, INTAARNET, ATM egulo jeno raakhtei hobe...tar cheyeo boro byapar, eguloke jeno thaktei hobe. Han, taai to! achhe jokhon, thaakbe na?? Sudur Bilet'e boseo Bonkubaburr bondhu Bodhisottwo Bonku'ke ekkhan link pathalo ei Kolkatar kisob kechha-kolongko niye...esob kolongko-golpo ageo dhoirjo dhore shonar agroho-ovinoy dekhiye e'kaan-to-o'kaan pass koriye diyechhi bohubaar. Abar elo tara gochore. ebar chokh bondho kore taakiye thaklaam. AHA! Sotti'e, ki moral-fibre amar! Taar thekeo lomba-chaora byapar, ki osadharon ek hegemony amar!

Tobe, dekhe shaanti hoy. Kivabe era eisomosto apato-serious, adope-tuchchho othoba vice versa issue'guloke officially ISSUE baaniye nijeder kaachhe nijer ostitto officially promaan korar taagide unofficially chitkaar kore declare korte chay: "Ei je Self! Dyakho! Ki vishonvaabe ami jogoter songe joriye aachhi!"

Apekkhikotar dohaai deoya dorshon 1tu saamle proyog koro Dost! Haat-paa je bNadha seta mene nite shekho. "Decorum" bole shobdo'ta jemon achhe, taar dharona'tar ostitto'o achhe. Otoeb onek gurur ek guru'r gaan shune chilchhade meghla akash, uronto pakhi dekhe adrenaline-sohokaare "amio urbo" vebe thakle ki hote paare dekhte chaao?

DYAKHO!














AMIII-I-I.....URTE CHEYECHHILAAM!


(Alter Bridge aj geyechhe:
But "I remember your name, and I know your face,
Can't forgive, and can't erase") :D

Sunday 6 September 2009

NOZORDAAR HOIBE KEDA??

Vaabi...vaabi...vaabi......ke hoibe botek?

Biraamheen borshay Bonkubabu aj baari elen nojordaarir issue'te kichhuta birokto, kichhuta lojjito, kichhuta anondito, kichhuta kruddho, kichhuta hotobaak, kichhuta osontushto, kichhuta blah, kichhuta blah, kichhuta blah ebong kichhuta blah hoye. Bujhlaam, evabei maanush mushkile pore. Aro bujhlaam, eivabei jaanbaahonmoy prochuuur fNaka seat r gaan shonar obokaash paaoya jaay. Er thekeo beshi bujhlaam, saamne eggada baadyojontro ar cords ar guitars r processor ar amps ar mixer ar monitors ar vocals ar chhik-chhiks ar dhis-dhaas ar "Dwitio Purush" ar "tune-neme-gyachhe"s ar "pack up"s ar "good bye"s hoomri kheye ese porleo, pochhonder gaan'ta je kono somoyei thik shune neoya jaay. Amonki seta raat 10ta porjonto Bordhomaan station'e bose bose meghomoy moon ar floodlight'er saathe adda maarleo.....thik shune neoya jaay. Amonki seta sei eki 24 ghontar sokaler meghmakha, handmade ciggy fNoka, mood niye rickshaw-paakrao kora same Bordhomaan railway station holeo......thik shune neoya jaay Dude!

Tumi'e ba baad jaabe kyan vaaizaan?? Sudhu abdaar ektai....uttor'ta khNuje dekho to bapu --- "NOZORDAAR HOIBE KEDA??"



"WATCH OVER YOU" -- ALTER BRIDGE

Leaves are on the ground
Fall has come
Blue skies turning grey
Like my love

I tried to carry you
And make you whole
But it was never enough
I must go

Who is gonna save you
When I'm gone?
And who'll watch over you
When I'm gone?

You say you care for me
But hide it well
How can you love someone
And not yourself

And when I'm gone
Who will break your fall?
Who will you blame?

I can't go on
And let you lose it all
It's more than I can take
Who'll ease your pain?
Ease your pain

Who is gonna save you when I'm gone?
Who'll watch over you?
Who will give you strength when you're not strong.
Who'll watch over you when I've gone away?

Snow is on the ground
Winter's come
You long to hear my voice
But I'm long gone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lIdymq0DZc

Saturday 5 September 2009

GUSTY SHOWER

Leave my love as fast as light,
Fetch thy scorn that makes us fight.


Kolkatar brishti is like Eliot's fNokafNuki. Aabar Eliot'er ''gusty shower"s are just the same as kolkatar cigarettes. Eliot'er rasta ar restaurant jure sawdust pore thake, jekhane kolkata-kadajol ekimaaper bichchhiri-monkharap koriye felar moto potent. Vaagyis Eliot Mama baanglar new-age ordho-ongoprodorshok superhit'gulo dekhe jete paren ni. Amar to hebby laage dude "Challenge nibbi na sshala! Challenge nibbi na sshala!".... Jotharthovabe mood-uddipok byaparsyapar! Tobe eisober theke ektus khani deviate kore uNuki marle kolkatar newspapers too are majhesajhe really ENTERTAINING!! Jemon aaj 5th Sept. "Gusty Shower" to newspaper'ke gobor baaniye chharlo! Abar ditch perote rickshaw-wala 10 taka niyei chharlo! Really mojadaar!


Earn some view that hangs in space.
Think no more, but speak no less!

Friday 4 September 2009

DHORMOBAAZI

(Kolkatar mathar chhit niye amar sondeho ager motoi bohaal roilo. Ei goto porshui amon chomotkaar korkore Shoroter rodkhana achchhase khaoyanor por por'e babutir akashjora amon megh-megh allergy-wala akash, pothjora khamkheyali chhutkochhatka kada ar manosikotamoy emon aNaashte dhormer gondho je ekkebarei sojhyo hochhe na....ar paarsi na vaaizaan! I no more can bear with it....orthat kina, ami kolkatar songe bose ar beer khete paarboo na apatoto...)


Ami jani je...

Nijer ashay, nijer vashay nijei hole sommanito
Jog hoye jaay bijuktora, bivaajyogon hon gonito.


Ar taai...

Amar jodi ichhe jaage tulsitolay foring hote
Danar kNapon gaaibe apon jontrona-gaan major note'e.
Major note'e jontrona-gaan!? Vajon bolo! Anondo chaai.
Ei re bNara! gNaar merechhe! Anondo-gaan ki kore gaai?
Season jemon dhaalchhe paani, vaabgotik'e mondo omen.
Rushdeshiyo Shitburo as usually jemon jomen,
Jomchhe borof, golchhe gorom, cholchhe premer urdhopaaton.
DNaat keliye dekhchho jara ghNuter dahon, lagao button.
Amar achhe "How-to-do" books. laagle bolo, library'te
Back up rekhe asol copy biliye debo answarite.
Dukkhe tomar dukkhi hobo, koshte tomar Keshtabotaar...
"Social-Sebok" -- ei lebel'e jomiye nebo letest posaar.


Tobe, however...

Jesob guru oshudh diye spoil koren roger aash,
Tarai amar shotru jeno, tarai amar so-called "bNaash".
Kormojoge, Voktijoge, sob jogetei sobseshe
Titaas bolo, Churni bolo, somudrotei sob meshe.
Tontrowala totka jokhon chaatbe tomar choritro,
Dekhbe kemon dibyo ami, ki sot shorir! Pobitro!
Maanobjomin roile potit abaad koren kaarigor;
Maa go amar! Dohaai tomaar, mon giyechhe moner ghor.
Moner maanush chenar agei chukiye dili ghorer paat??
Bekaar re tor Ekanno pith, dher valo mor Gorer Maath.
Thik bolechhis, vool'ta amar. Vool bujhechhi lyric'ta.
Actually, chaai ni chhari premkobitaar hirik'ta.
Attokaami ei je ami onyo ami'r sorbonaash;
Seyaan-seyaan juddho lagai, Ek seyaaner felte laash.
Haay re khyapa! tulli potol? posaar ebar dekhbe ke?
Dhur bNara! Tui hos ne worried, etai asol kaayda re!
Ekhon amar status-khana shoheed-shoheed Jesus Vaai,
Dhormogurur swopno-shurur appropriate suit & tie!
Stature'khana dibyo holei dibyi jaage ontore --
-- Ei strategy'e churno kore mishiye debo montore.


Sutoraang, to be conclusive...

Pokto hole institute, vokto hobe medini
Dhormogurur love-affair purno hobe sedin'e!


BOLO FOLLOWERS, "JOY DHORMER JOY! gNaar marak RATIONAL HRIDOY!"


(2007 saaler December-kaaleen proyaas www.rationalhridoy.net'er saamoyik-saafolyo, taar FISHFISH chat room ar taar active addabaaz PMJ members'der participation dirghojibi houk. JNara prokrito orthe Praptomonosko ekmatro tNarai janen ei prokolper meyaad swolpo chhilo keno, ebong swolpo hoyeo ta golpokothar porjaye pNouchhoyni keno. Aj, 4th September, 2009, oitihaasik PMJ community (odhuna "PMJS") du'bochhore paa dilo. Ekkhone PMJS'er gourobojjol otit somporke Bonkubabur guchchher asha-vorsha roilo...LOVE!)

Thursday 3 September 2009

MAA

Bazaarferot Bonkubabu elen jakhon main road'e,
Teyish diner galpogatha mukh lukalo sleep mode'e!


Erokom asonkhyo galpogathar kottorokom ekodeshdorshi output seshmesh haale pani paay na. Oddhek'er beshi maanush oshikkhar borai koren. Taar'o oddhek nitantoi nirlipto hoye dinjapon koren. Ar kotipoy byaktiborgo eke oporer theke detached thekeo Porompitar songe nijeder jotporonaasti attached vaben. Aamar jibone aami besh kichhu shroddheyo shikkhok'ke dekhhechi jNara ei shrenite baas koren, kotha bolen, lekhen ebong abritti koren. Enara obossoi "ovivabok-somo", ebong, durbol smritir odhikari hoya sotteo, enader ghore bonku babur mato aasto ekkhan 40 GB'r file server nei.

ENADER PROTTEKER UCHIT NIJEDER MAA'ER KAACHH THEKE SEKHA.

Thik jemon aami aamar maa'er kaach theke sikhechhi enader pronam korte. Thik jemon maa aamake sikhiyechhilo school kamai na korte. Fer, maa jemon sikhiyechhilo "aalo aamar aalo ogo aaloy vubon vora" --- aamar sekha prothom gaan ta gola khule gaaite

Takhon atto aalo chhilo je vubon er ondhokar diktay aalo pore ritimoto joljol korto. Honu hoya sesh hole bujhechhi je MAA'E SOB -- eta ekta sotto holeo SOB'E MAYA --- eta aarekta sotto noy. Anyway, pore etao bujhechhilam je, jonmodaaner somoyei Maa sontan der Biborton er songe biye diye den. therefore, aami aar aamar dada dujonei are already bibahito lok!


Tomake boddo valobasi Maa...hats off to u!


Sobseshe taai LIGHTS! CAMERA! HARMONIUM!

''Maa, Maa go Maa, Maa go Maa, Maa go Maa,
Aami elaam tomar koley,
Tomar chhayay tomar mayay manush habo boley...ey...ey..MAA!"


(Ei gaanta na Maa, aamra eksonge mile jotto chhana aar maa-beral'er naamkaron korechhi su-dhu-maat-ro taderke dedicate korloom, han Maa??)

Wednesday 2 September 2009

LOV HOK. LAAV HOK.

Amar dharona, "LOV"er moto lovbiddeshi shobdo sonkhay nitantoi nogonyo. Shororipur moto swikritir doulote lovsorbosso naamjosher ovaab na holeo bostusaarheenotar e heno opobaad nitantoi je lovakorshok noy, se kotha onoswikarjo. Baadbaki 5 schoolmate'er somovagyo lov. Otoeb utponno haoyar muhurte er output-bibechona ekebarei osomvob....uha system'e nei. Ethics jemon tomar-amar-sobaar Guru, amrao temon'e sokole tenaar obaadhyo shishyo. Otoeb, 1'e class'e pori Dada! Tumi koro pujo, ami tuli chNada!.....Tobe dohai vaai, personified koris ne! Ilish maachhe je je 1ta lov-lov byapar aachhe, seta amio bilokkhon ter paai.


Nirmoho hole Lov-songkoter 1ta proshno ase. Nirlovi choritrorao taai ekghore public. Amon chhNoyachhe osukh dehobodheo lovshunyota jagay. Saabdhane thakar upodesh Bonkubabu den na. Karon Mohommoder goppo tini porechhen. Jibonjure ojosro lovoddepok upadaan thake bote! Kei ba sor fele diye dudh khay, ar kei ba shiter raate palongko tyag kore? Amra praani. Amader poraan bole 1ta program achhe. Amra manush. Amader hNush bole 1ta support achhe. Amra emperor. Amader write back korar 1ta noy, 1000'ta odhikaar achhe. Otoeb, sakkhaat shib holen evidence. Ogulike byas haajir koro. Taholei hobe gongajoler moto ordho-pobitro, othoba fotkitrir moto qrdhoswochchho sada. Besh kichhu lovi lok amake bollen, "Vaai, tumi Raamdeb koro. Tomar pile'r somosya udhao hoye jabe". Ami onader upodesh paalon korar prakkale toiri hotei arekjon chhori ghuriye bollen, "Dada, firir upodesh neoya holo hyangla haoyar lokkhon." Ami to veble giye ekkebare jake bole 'Amar Ami'. Pipasay gola kaath. Sondhebelaay voy peye hiseb korloom amar lov'er khata ki bolchhe??....saradine amar lover khotiyaan ki??....lov-metre'er graph kon seema chhNuyechhe, bipod na apod?? Chokh mele ja dekhloom ta besh 1khan lovable listi:


AJ DOSRA SEPTEMBER AMI:


1. Shoroter rod dekhe lala jhoriyechhi.

2. Tollygunje'e Mustaque'er dokane 1khan mosto piano dekhe lovatur hoyechhi.

3. 1ta sheered r 1ta unsheered vNyara'ke pashapashi obolokone uchchhas prokaashiyechhi.

4. Daktar maanushder nishedh sotteo besh kichhu obaadhyo, real r virtual lov-palon korechhi.


Eivaabei, dondo-wala dondwogulor apato-niroson ghote

AJKER MOTO AU REVOIR.

Tuesday 1 September 2009

NAMASTE FOLLOWERS! NAMASTE UNIVERSE!

"FOLLOWERS" lekhar ortho 'khomotalipsa'. Je byatar modhye e heno dosh, ba goon, ba neutral attribute prochchhonno thake, general ethics se byatar kaach theke non-kutnoitikota asha korbe. Kintu Bonkubabu borabbor shokto vashay sohoj sotyoprokaashponthi. Vasha shokto na hole sotyo shokto hoye jaay. Otoeb dosh nio na. Othoba "dosh" mone koro na. Diner seshe sob na holeo, pray oddhek jinis'e nichhok MAYA! Eta rongchota kotha mone holeo thik temon'e ek sotyo jemon sotyo ei Planet Earth, oi Surjo, ar sei Hubble-wala nokkhotropunjobrindo. Bromher prokriti niye confusion ar quest -- uvoy'e jehetu jaari achhe, sehetu amar mone hoy ekhon 1ta chhora shonanor adorsho fNaaktaal...othoba, ei jaygata 1ta chhora poranor adorsho platform...abar othoba, ekhantay prayoshoi eivabe nijeke hebby zaair kora jaabe.


Bonkubabu somostokichhukei futile mone koren na. Othocho onar nirashokti bilokkhon onuvob kori. Erokom boiporityo prochur achhe. Sutoraang ja kichhu lekha hobe taar jothajotho shrenibivaag thakbe...JOTHA:

1. BONKUBABU JA VAABEN,
2. BONKUBABU JA ONUVOB KOREN,
3. BONKUBABUR ELOMELOVABE JA MATHAY ASE,
4. BONKUBABU JA JA DEKHLEN, BA SHUNLEN, ebong
5. BONKUBABU JA JA KORLEN.


Chhora poranor promise korechhilaam. Anondo pele jotodur porjonto anondo paoya jachchhe thik totota porjonto porte hobe. Koshto pele arektu koshto kore fer pore dyakhar cheshta korte hobe. Ar 1tu beshi koshto hole browser close kore Manna Dey shona jete paare. Uni Bonkubabur 1jon pochhonder gaayok. Taai onar gaan shonatai shreyo.


Chhoratar naam thik korechhi "PAMPHLET". Eta er age Facebook'e note hisebe likhechhiloom. Bohudin por 1ta chhora naam pelo. Ar, bohudin por 1'e chhora abeg'er taronay duikhan jaygay published holo. Rituporno Ghosh'er "Sob Choritro Kaalponik" valo laage ni. Karonta sohoj --- amra kokhonoi keu kauke 1 inchi jomio chhari na, nehaat pleasure principle allow na korle. Bisheshotoh, jekhane 'aNaatel' 1ta somprodaay, saahityo r cholocchitro 1-1ta 'art', ar amra protyeke nijer nijer position'er 1-1ta unit -- 1-1ta species -- including Rituporno Ghosh and saadher Bonkubabu.

Thik eivabei jemon-temonvabe tukro, osompurno logic'gulo toiri hoy. Asol kotha, cinema'ta motei "valo" chhilo na. Ontoto, 1ta chhorar porar theke.

Eso, karo karo mote bullshit pori...


BONKUBABUR CHHORA

Sei level'er lamentation kemon kore jogaai bolo?
Journey jerup pleasure-birup temon korei hNaatbo, cholo.
Proponchomoy mayar belun du foot uthei chNuchhilo megh...
Bondho chokhe ghumer dhNadhay swopno churi korlo abeg.
Amay jara botol botol khushir syrup giliyechhilo,
Sei byatarai diner seshe onko'khana koshte dilo.
Onkovoye kolongkomoy mogojkhanar pleading dyakho!
Adkhana jaar adikhyeta, ar adhkhana SUPERB! WHACKO!
Chokher jole rumaal dhuye promaan kore kaabyikotha
Songshudhilaam insurance -- amon attempt noy ojotha.
Amontoro invocation burn korite laagbe Nero.
Burn jodi na korte paaro nijei nijer dash'ti mero!

Tomar vetor ayna'khana ki chokchoke! ki chokchoke!
Urchhe paakhi furut furut, cholchhe khela shuttle cock'e.
Maarte hole hajar baani saabdhanotar demand achhe.
Novish tumi! Du'kothatei sposhto hole amar kaachhe.
Din dekhechho. Oviggota'o. Process eder sothikvaabe
Korle tobei kellafote. Otherwise, maarti khabe.
Somaan somaan saahityaabeg, somaan somaan sexologic...
Kiser shishu? Kiser baalok? Kothay Comic? Kothay Tragic?
Amar mathay megh jomechhe, onyoder'o mathay jome.
Onyoder'o purgation'e "Din-Vasano" borsha naame.
Dhonyo hole jabojjibon jotno neoyaar ichchhegulo
Maante hotoi idea of God & others boddo nulo!

Rod uthechhe, ful futechhe, Patal jure ultopuraan
Cricket khele laav holo na, hridoy khele uthlo du raan.
Somosto raat khyapar abeg, khyapar gaane songopilo.
Hridoy chhere khelkute sob mogojtare dholaai dilo.
Kothaay kothaay vejaal achhe, vejaal ami, dibyi jaani.
Vejaal niyei cholte hobe? Maante naraj. Tobuo maani.
Sesame seed ar Apple Pie'e mishiye diloom heat ar dhulo
(Haabkhana jaar amontoro, vaabkhana taar potol-mulo).
Amar pocket chhotto holeo khuchro achhe hajar takar.
Lokkho-koti hoteo paare, baarte pare bill'er akar.
Tomar shorir jojon jojon, amar shorir sohosro krosh
Ongo'pori ongo, thuri, kosher opor ojosro kosh.

Tomar jemon gyan achhe go, amar achhe gyanendriyo...
Reception'er risk to achhei, saabdhane road cross korio.
Tomar jogot-amar jogot clash kore na, aNataat gore...
Sondhi korar sukoushole nityonishi jhogra kore.
Tomar joto poshyo chhilo, affection'er archetype,
Amar ghorei bosot kore -- khaat-bichhana, joler pipe
Ei na hole microcosm, morudyaanei bosundhora!
Brishti hobei, brishti hobei.....aasuk aNaadhi, thakuk khora.
Tomar ja ek rog hoyechhe, amar roger sohosro gun!
Vool koro na chikitsaate, khoste paare paan theke chun.
Ignorio real value, ignorio jibonjaapon
Narcissism guchhiye nio (external kei ba apon?).

Saat'ti tarar timir jure ekti chNaader jholsaanite
Chondrahoto Radha gelen tibro neshay jol aanite
Gop-gopinir songo chharai. Nindoniyo ei achoron
Boddo amar faaltu laage, nehaat nichhok olongkoron.
Maaf kore di paayer nokh, ar maaf kore di mathar chul.
Maaf kore di tomar ego. Saaf kore di amar vool.
Sworge jaader trial chole, Norok taader bNachay ki?
Obishwasi beral jara, ilish kheyeo aNachay ki?
Amon jobaab nijei dio, nijer jodi elem hoy.
Elem elei shoheed hobe, eikhanetei vishon voy!
Tomar biraat jibonbodhe amar obosthaaner maan??
--- "Ei planet'er bichitrotaay (just) arekkhana obodaan."


--- Bonkubabu.


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