JOLER POKA III

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BONDHU:


Bujhe geli Sokha, debaloye chhili? Anondo elo dwaare.
Dekhe nili Sokha, maar ke merechhe? Keliye de tobe taare.


Othoba,


Shorik hoye ja. Jibone Gaandhi. Ohingsa rekhe mone
Dogdoge khoto na khNuchiye oto chole ja boner kone.


Raamkyalaanir shorik,
Hao udaar o aantorik ---


Dyakho,
wild wild nature dekhe voy to hobe botei.
Tobu,
organized order mele jotpaka sob jot'ei!
Taai,
rodon jokhon oronye aj, muchhte chokher jol,
Tumi
order khNuje guchhiye niyo chaos-kolahol.


Etai saangbidhaanik rule,
Jodi vul koro ekchul ---


Then,
Robimama diye hama gaaye ranga jama oi
Sheetol e hridoye tobo udibe na kokhonoi.


(MP, AP dour maarlo. Eka JP haat tullo.)


JP:


Kintu Sir,


Wild jokhon nature, tokhon security koi?
Yellow Pages achhe?? Naki khulte hobe boi?
Wild vubon? Naamti jokhon holoi Aranyak,
Lyang mere roj jachche keno hajar probonchok??




BONDHU:


Lyang kheyechhis? Besh to Bachha, Probonchoker dosh ki?
Premer love chaakhte geli, tuio doshi nos ki?
Altogether apos kore Alps'e koris low ski.
Gille chora crevasse, Sona, morte ar afsosh ki!




JP:


O, Achchha!


Ei tahole khomar issue? ei tahole chhuto?
Ei tahole nijer paaye onyo paayer juto?
Besh, tahole tokhon keno aNaatel class'er quota
Chiniye amay kiniyechhili gyan'er osovyota??


Chhaar Bidhata, dher hoyechhe! Tor proyojon sesh.
Ebar ami nijer moto maanbo upodesh.
Jokhon tokhon script'e kore kipte kichhu change
Bodle felis history'khanar periodical range
"BIBORTON"er hirik, naki "TEST", othoba "CHOICE"??
Deceptive o goppo! Chharo, baarlo prochur boyes.


Kaayda mere mogojvNaaje faayda lotar tontro...
Thik bujhechhi, esob pleasure paaoyaar shorojontro!
Anbo naki Paandulipi, dekhbi mohaakaabye
Ki likhechhis age? Dekhe hypocrite'eo vaabbe!




(Keu ekjon Paandulipi khNuje niye elo. Paandulipi khola holo. Paandulipi pora holo.)




.:: ALTERNATIVE PAANDULIPI ::.




JP:


WILD, WILD, WILD!
Ami
bibortoner child!
Amar
sohishnutaar baar berechhe
Atke rakha ghore
Je ghor
amar twoke dabar chhoke
Prolaap boke jwore
Ebong
Shwapod ele jibontaake
Tuchchho mone kore.


Shwapod baahini apod enechhe, shiyore shomon, bNachao!
BNaachiye nebe na? bolo na Bidhata? Keno michhemichhi naachaao?
Jole jodi chole aatsho toroni, ami basa bNaadhi tire
Tate asha rakhi maapamaapi kore chaapachaapi hoye vire
ChhNobo na jokhon, chhNobe na tokhon, ei somjhota kore
Anushthaanik ovimaan mekhe ami nebo jama pore.




BIBEK:


(Amon abeshe boloshaali ghughu hoye aro boliyaan
Nobo udyome hNaak paare, "Jabo bajarete, tholi aan.
Tholite voribo hajaro bostu, rokomaari tara naame
Beshi daame kine vaab niye hobo shoheed sosommaane.
Na parar dol, na khNuje shekol kNede jaabe ghure ghure,
'E britha dhoroni, aNadhar e soroni, pNaake vora o paathure'.")




JP (BIBEK'er kotha shune fele) :


Tobuo shuddho, tobuo mohot, tobu prolific state'e
Jara khNuje fere poroshpaathor udoy o osto khete,
Jara doom kore maatir opore aNachor katar chhole
Pishe pishe day trinojoubon paayer peshir bole,
Tader Jononi, bor dio tumi, kore tolo borbor.
Amio tahole sei shibirei khNuje nite paari ghor.
Cholo maa go aj, taaderi chorone subscription nebo;
Prothome kichhuta advance, then installment debo.


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CONCLUSION, othoba EPILOGUE:


E dyakhao tobu dyakhar'e ongo, atke pore britte
Vool bujhe roj jhool jhere nebo vuler proyoshchitte! :D




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THE END.


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JOLER POKA II

Tarpor, Joler Pokar abar arekkhana mood elo...Joler poka parody gaailo:

Tumi joto maar merechho se maar sohoje giyaachhe mite
Ami jotobaar merechhi nijeke pore gyachhe kaalshite
Bondhu, pore gyachhe kaalshite.

E byatha amar komaao Bondhu, Komaao...
Maarer daamete hridoye amar valobasa tumi jomaao
Bondhu, valobasa tumi jomaao.

Bondhuti songe songe dukkho pelo ar bollo:

Maar kheye Bachha legechhe? aha re, Keno bolo maari AMI??
Tomaar o tuchchho ethics jogote AMI keno bolo naami??
Shekol bNadha e leelakhela khele amio diner seshe
Nijer'e telete vaja hoi nije, nijer'e jaalete fNese
Vaagyo amon'e vaabonadaayok vobishyoter vobi
Vebe nio Bachha nijekeo taar'e haate aNka chhoto chhobi
Bedona bechiya kinibaar tore valobasa nebe boka?
Ebare kaahini alada rekhechhi, bujihle? Joler poka?
Adhamora maar duti baar kheye matha jodi mrito hoy
Tritiyo baarete shikhe nio Bachha "theke shekha" jaare koy
Bujhe nio Bachha, shekole bNadhara shekole dohaai dile
Tumio bolibe, "Mor buketeo shekol'e to diyaachhile!".
Otoeb bachha, tomar jonyo raakhini sohishnuta
Gyan to diyaachi, neutralism'o, tobu tana chaai suta
Tobei jomibe goppoti tobo, tobei kaatibe kaal
Tobei maakhibe murite tomar moshla meshaano jhaal
Eso tobe Bachha, chhariya tomar gyaanjaato gyaani khoma
Tumi-ami rochi tobo jiboner baadbaaki dNaari, koma.

(Exeunt.)

End of Act I, Scene I.

ACT II, Scene I.
(Flourish. Enter Maatir Poka & Akasher Poka.)

MP:

Maatir Poka maati khaai
Kheye bosot baati jaai
Shoyaar shitol paati paai
Vejaal jibon khNaati, Vaai!

Laal ba sobuj party chai
Jaar paa pelaam chaati taai
Vikkhe korar baati naai
Bipod bujhe kaati, bye!

AP:

Tor dole ne amay vaai.
Amio nahoy chaatbo paai.
Akash dile stable thNaai
Bodle jeto jibontaai.
Bol ebare kothay jaai?
Tor ghore aj elaam taai.

MP:

Tumi Raakkhos, tumi Khokkos, tumi osontosher kaaron!
Tumi vekdhaari praani, akashete oro, keu kore na to baaron.
Tumi tomar kheyaale podochaari, koro Mongole podochaaron
Ami mrittikabot, somajere kori swechhate oposaaron.

Bondhu (Hothaat, opor theke):

(Swogoto)

Amon'e tuchho keet!

Ami
protibaar vaabi
Kon ghore chaabi
Rekhe gyachhe culprit!

Tobu
Uttor naai
Harami sobaai
Bibeke koriya shit!

(Aloud)

Ohe tuchho keeter dol!

Ami
sokhyo patano
treaty aaniyaachi,
Sign koribi? bol?

Jodi
ekkhone kore
Chhere dis more,
Khela jaabe football.

(MP, AP ghaar naartei Bondhuti ekpaak neche uthe gaan dhorlen...)

Bujhe geli Sokha, debaloye chhili? Anondo elo dwaare.
Dekhe nili Sokha, maar ke merechhe? Keliye de tobe taare.

(Agami sonkhaay somaapyo.)

ONTORMONTRO

Aa ha ha, hey victim

Crooshe hoye biddho

Shuru koro songeet,

Hobo somriddho.

Kaabyer Maa go, please lekho, ami boli.

Trivubone ami jeno poka hoye choli.

Jole vasa deho niye jole hNete jaai.

Songsaare jol dhele sukh jeno paai.

Ahamori ichchhe na, ichchhera mrito

Mrito se dehora hok jive omrito

Saabeki je golper saadharon sesh

Rongchonge songlaape sukhe thaak besh

Golmele hiseber khata jaak chhNire

Ami jeno kobi thaaki eka noditire

Laal laal joubone koylaar kaalo

Nive thaak sorboda, jaaliyo na alo

Boishaakh pure khaak, bosontodine

Ami jeno nite paari sNeko bish kine.

Bishpaan seshe jeno fer bNeche thaaki

bNechhe fer dekhi ami kotota ekaaki

Proshno na kore jeno uttor khNuji

Otoeb vulpothe choli sojasuji.

Zindagi-conscious platform'e train

Chhere diye railtrack'e pishe dik brain

Ovishaape chhoylaap murkho dharona

Bole jaak, dhyat, tumi kissu paaro na

Voy jeno paai soda mrityu'ke ami

Othocho na vebe bosi jibon'ke daami

Moronsheelota jeno jibone na thaake

Ami jeno chirokaal thaaki torpaate

Kaabyer Maa! E ki! theme gele kyano?

Haate ota ki? Tuli mone holo jyano!

Kaabyer Maa re! Kobe sabalika hobi??

Khata fele aNaakchhis shorirer chhobi?

Chhobite shorir,

ar shorire chhobi amar,

Oh! Lucid baanglaay bolo.

Swopnote prochuuur

alo ar jhaarbaati jolar dhoom.

joriye dhore ghumobo, cholo.

Amon bidyuter jor,

jaate TAABOR TAABOR shikaari

jomiye gaalgolpo kore jaay.

Ghor hok airtight

Tobu fatai dynamite

ami fatabo, fataboi, bolo kothay!

Asbe ekta shark,

chaatbe sharp sharp oi jihoba tomar,

pNaurooti-mod rekhe daao.

Ar maakho tatka khoon,

amar stock achhe prochuur.

Diye debo Sona reasonably joto pint chaao.

PINT PINT ROKTO!

Noi briddho ba oshokto!

Ami ajo daan'er vokto, kori daan.

tring Am -- tring C#m -- tring Esus4

Tumi voy peyo na JHINTI.

Ami debo colour print'e.

Amar active achhe ATTA ar SOMMAAN.

tring Am -- tring C#m -- tring Esus4

Atta, tumi fool, tumi foto na cancer'er vore.

Khobor asuk dehote cancer.

Tomar somman, tumi raakhbe kothay bolo?

Ke hobe sommaner freelancer??

Taar cheye chol vaai, toke bike'e bosaai

Ar, ghuriye ani Bordhomaan.

Tarpor long tour, ghurbo saat'ta somuddur

Soikote khNujbo premer taan.

Soikot chai na,

moruvumi eso.

Pashapashi bose theke

roj valobeso.

Harbakht hardam

khide khide bodh

Mutho mutho baali tule

tule nebo shodh

Attara khushi hoy

Sharirik preme

Eta ami addine

Gechhi thik jene.

Are, vumika chharo Mohajon...

Montro porte paro?? Montro??

SO...KOLI...FU...RAALO...SWO...PONOPRAAY...

KO...THA SE LU...KALO?

KO...THA...

SE...

HAAY??